Mother's Day sale at Office Max?

[Archae]

And on the front cover of the flyer is a big rebate offer on a box of office paper.

[hlthe2b]

1. How far we have come from the days of a vacuum cleaner or frying pan...

[Major Nikon]

5. My wife got a vacuum cleaner last year for Mother's day

It is one of those Roombas. I call it Mr. Roboto.

[hlthe2b]

7. If she actually wanted it, good for her...

I suppose some women running their own small businesses, might love to receive a case of printing paper. More power to them. Nonetheless, I'm guessing they are not the majority.

[HappyMe]

2. That makes me has a sad.

A card, phone call, plant, take me out for lunch....

A box of paper....

[Baitball Blogger]

3. Maybe we'll be worthy of pink laptop sales next year?

[HopeHoops]

4. Get her a paper shredder. You know, something sentimental.

[RebelOne]

6. I would appreciate a paper shredder.

I need one because I have a lot of papers I want to discard, but they have personal information.

[HappyMe]

8. Burning them works too.