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TEB

(12,841 posts)
Tue Aug 21, 2018, 04:25 AM Aug 2018

As a attorney of Dog law my client boog the chocolate lab

I fear my client will be walking into a perjury trap on my way to New England. Stopped for 30 minutes read text from my wife.

It seems the boys forgot to put away the ritz crackers and left them on the counter. So I just responded 7 hours later , my client can not be interviewed without his attorney present. Plan is I’ll be home Wednesday morning, oh yea I’ll probably need to stop and get milk and ritz crackers on way home.

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As a attorney of Dog law my client boog the chocolate lab (Original Post) TEB Aug 2018 OP
Lawyer dog to the rescue. area51 Aug 2018 #1
As a member of the jury, Duppers Aug 2018 #2
Maybe pick up some chocolate for the prosecutor, too? KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2018 #3
I think Boog needs a reduced sentence Soxfan58 Aug 2018 #4
Please advice your client to not bark a word! MLAA Aug 2018 #5
Investigate! Interview the suspect! Sancho Aug 2018 #6
Shelby the Border Collie had to plead guilty get the red out Aug 2018 #7
Hey the crackers were on the counter ! What's a dog to do? No fault just life lunasun Aug 2018 #8
Will he beg for mercy or show no remorse? Ohiogal Aug 2018 #9
Looking for a Mug Shot... (nfm) GopherGal Aug 2018 #10
Oh NO! elleng Aug 2018 #11

MLAA

(17,288 posts)
5. Please advice your client to not bark a word!
Tue Aug 21, 2018, 06:30 AM
Aug 2018

And above all do not mope around with those beautiful brown ‘guilty eyes’!

get the red out

(13,462 posts)
7. Shelby the Border Collie had to plead guilty
Tue Aug 21, 2018, 07:59 AM
Aug 2018

Since he was witnessed by two humans and another dog stealing a large cube steak from the counter and sucking it down like a starving stray. He admits to the crime but has zero remorse (YUM).

Ohiogal

(31,989 posts)
9. Will he beg for mercy or show no remorse?
Tue Aug 21, 2018, 08:32 AM
Aug 2018

It's hard to tell with these repeat offenders!

I have a "counter surfer" too ....

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