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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsAs a attorney of Dog law my client boog the chocolate lab
I fear my client will be walking into a perjury trap on my way to New England. Stopped for 30 minutes read text from my wife.
It seems the boys forgot to put away the ritz crackers and left them on the counter. So I just responded 7 hours later , my client can not be interviewed without his attorney present. Plan is Ill be home Wednesday morning, oh yea Ill probably need to stop and get milk and ritz crackers on way home.
area51
(11,908 posts)Duppers
(28,120 posts)I recommend leniency, your honor.
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,490 posts)Good story. Enjoy your trip, TEB.......
Soxfan58
(3,479 posts)For "cute" behavior.
MLAA
(17,288 posts)And above all do not mope around with those beautiful brown guilty eyes!
Sancho
(9,067 posts)get the red out
(13,462 posts)Since he was witnessed by two humans and another dog stealing a large cube steak from the counter and sucking it down like a starving stray. He admits to the crime but has zero remorse (YUM).
lunasun
(21,646 posts)Ohiogal
(31,989 posts)It's hard to tell with these repeat offenders!
I have a "counter surfer" too ....
GopherGal
(2,008 posts)Darn miscreants! (Those 8th graders!)
Get ### boxes of Ritz, please!!!