My neighbor is stalking me. She's been googling my name. I know because I

[Floyd R. Turbo]

saw her through my telescope last night!

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

1. :wow: 😝

[PJMcK]

2. I use binoculars

They're less conspicuous.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. I will not respond at the risk of getting a hide/time out! 😏

[PJMcK]

11. I also have a telescope

I use to to view heavenly bodies.

[WestIndianArchie]

3. Lol

[Kilgore]

4. I know my neighbor is also

Because my toaster told me so and the blender agreed!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. Small appliances are not to be trusted!

[Kilgore]

9. Between you and me...

I think the Crock-Pot is working for Putin

[ooky]

15. Do you know how to punish your appliances?

Unplug them.

[PJMcK]

10. Don't you know about your microwave?

Ask Kellyanne Conway how they can spy on you.

[smirkymonkey]

12. It's true. Check out this Randy Rainbow video on it.

[GemDigger]

5. Mine walks around my apartment for hours and every time she goes by

she looks in my damn windows (front, side and back) so I drew a pair of eyes and taped it to the window.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. Not necessarily the body parts I would have drawn! 😏

[LakeSuperiorView]

13. Several years ago, I was seeing this woman the next block over.

But then she got window shades...

[edbermac]

14. Peeping Turbo.

[Aristus]

16. Is she hot?