You can't make this up

[major debacle]

Man run over by lawn mower while trying to kill son with a chainsaw, police say

[dhol82]

1. Sorry, made me erupt in laughter.

Of course it’s from Tennessee.
How much moonshine had this guy put away?

[2naSalit]

2. One of my first thoughts.

That's Carter-Cash country right there. I think I'd be interested in this whole story for entertainment value. Looks like a DUzy with plenty of laughs.

Deep in the heart of...

[2naSalit]

3. The article says

his leg has to be amputated, guess that'll slow him down some. I wonder if they live in the same house..?

[dhol82]

5. Prolly

It’ll slow him down some.
Be a real problem toting that rifle (or chain saw) with the crutches.
Dayum!

[2naSalit]

6. Right?

I can't stop laughing!

I have an acquaintance in TN who was attacked by a tree while mowing his lawn... it dropped a large limb on him. He recovered but the mower didn't, a hefty tractor kind! But he wasn't trying to kill anyone either.

[llmart]

4. Well, at least it's not Florida Man this time.