Want to feel better instantly? Do what I just did. Go to the kitchen and get a table spoon.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

😋
Fill it with peanut butter and lick away!

[dameatball]

1. Make mine on a cracker. Chunky please.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. Chunky is a given! I'm an equal opportunity delivery system consumer. Spoon, apple, celery,

cracker, chocolate bar, banana, English muffin,..... Get the picture? 😋

PS. I rarely eat the spoon unless it’s candy!

[dameatball]

10. I do. Infact I would move English muffin to the head of the line.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

41. One of the all time greats! 😋

[The Polack MSgt]

2. For extra smiles,

Put a dab of it on your dog's upper palate and watch the shenanigans

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. I no longer have doggies, but my kid has five chihuahuas who love it!

[Cirque du So-What]

3. Go natural

The spookily smooth variety that consumers prefer is laden with trans fat.

[woodsprite]

6. I suppose your right, but if you're used to the regular OTC Jif Smooth....

The natural takes some time to get used to.

Do you have a favorite brand of natural?

[Cirque du So-What]

13. I get mine from Fresh Thyme

Freshly ground

[Ohiogal]

14. Smuckers' Natural Peanut Butter with Honey, creamy style

Yum!!!!!!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. Used to get Kirkland but I hate stirring it so now it's Kroger! 😋

[Little Star]

17. Skippy has a natural that requires no stirring.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

33. Good to know! 👍🏻

[OhZone]

5. It's low carb! n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. 😋

[dawg day]

8. I still have some M&Ms from Halloween....

That would be a nice "appetizer".

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. I like your thinking! 😋

[volstork]

15. Can I do

Nutella instead? Can it be a ladle instead of a spoon?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

34. Don't be a slacker!

[volstork]

47. Amen!!

[RainCaster]

16. I give this to my dog, and smile

[Floyd R. Turbo]

35. 😀

[Thunderbeast]

18. A few gulps of milk...

right from the carton to chase it.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

36. Of course! 😋

[Runningdawg]

19. Make that 2 spoons

one for me, one for the rest of the critters. Princess Pibble ate a mole this morning, I'm not sharing a spoon with her.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

37. Yikes!😝

[OriginalGeek]

20. I was raised on TV commercials

so I am beholden to name-brand products. I just don't want the store brand or generic of anything. I was all excited to shop in an ALDI and then went in and saw all the fake versions of real cereals and I left, L-ingOL.

BUT

I will fight anybody who doesn't agree that Publix peanut butter is the best peanut butter in the US.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

38. Never had Publix! 😢

[OriginalGeek]

46. well, I don't have to fight ya yet....

It ain't right to fight a fella that hasn't had a chance yet to experience the wonders of Publix peanut butter.

but if you get down south and see a Publix, go in and get yourself some kick-ass peanut butter.


which reminds me of church in my youth. Our church was real big on sending missionaries all over the place. They preached that everyone who didn't get saved was going to hell. But I think they agreed that native tribes who never even heard of christianity wouldn't be held accountable for not being saved. Yet they sent missionaries to tell them anyway! I always that was a dick move. Leave them people alone! If you don't go and tell them they get a free pass. If you do go and tell them and they say no, well now you got a poor bastard burning in hell that otherwise would have been fine.


So, sorry for telling you about Publix peanut butter - but now you know so keep that on your list for next time you travel south!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

48. I will score some next go around in the south.😋

[hlthe2b]

21. and if you are resistant to the power of peanut butter: Get ye to Costco or Sam's Club

[Doreen]

29. I have found that I like Kirkland hazelnut spread better.

It is not as sweet and stronger in hazelnut flavor. I have been eating Nutella since I lived in Germany way before it came to the states. 42 years ago. Sitting down in front of the TV and watching the news while licking spoonfuls of Hazelnut sread makes the news a little easier to swallow. 😊

[Floyd R. Turbo]

39. Yep! 😋

[sarge43]

22. Peanut butter, honey on lightly toasted multi grained bread, a tall glass of chilled whole milk

the comfy chair, a good book or a favorite movie/tv series.

Real world can wait 'til later.

[TexasBushwhacker]

23. On toast - YES

A drizzle of honey is nice too.

[sarge43]

24. Local honey

Not that over processed super market crap.

[TexasBushwhacker]

25. Orange blossom honey if you can get it n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

40. Indeed! 😋

[LisaM]

26. Even better with honey..

Yum.

[Midnightwalk]

28. Diluted?

Why dilute the honey?

[LisaM]

30. No, get a spoonful of peanut butter and some honey

pour honey over the peanut butter, take a bite, pour more honey, take another bite, and so on.....

[Floyd R. Turbo]

42. Absolutely! 😋

[skylucy]

27. Add chocolate to make sure it really works.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

43. On occasion I do! 😋

[KatyaR]

31. Mmmm, natural peanut butter on a warm whole-wheat Eggo waffle

with a little bit of Savannah Bee Orange Blossom Honey....

That may be my dinner tonight....

[Floyd R. Turbo]

44. Yum! 😋

[Codeine]

32. Keep the spoon, I'm using celery.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

45. Np! 😋

[TexasBushwhacker]

49. I think peanut butter takes us back to our childhood

When our lives were simpler.

And it's DELICIOUS!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

51. True!

[Flaleftist]

50. That's one one way.

Or you can get a large wine glass and fill it with Cabernet.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

52. Yep! And dip a Reese's peanut butter cup in it! 😋

[Flaleftist]

57. Damnit

All all I have left here are Kit Kats and Cookies & Cream chocolate bars. I guess those will have to do.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

58. Any Port in storm! 🍷🍫

[Niagara]

53. This!

This is my cure for hiccups, it really does work for me.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

54. Absolutely right! I thought I discovered that!

[Niagara]

55. I'm not sure who discovered this cure

but let me shake your hand anyways lol.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

56. :