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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,609 posts) Wed Nov 28, 2018, 04:20 PM Nov 2018

Okay! You're her Secret Santa 🎅. What do you give her 🎁?

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Okay! You're her Secret Santa 🎅. What do you give her 🎁? (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Nov 2018 OP

Two paper sacks. TheCowsCameHome Nov 2018 #1

Ouch! Floyd R. Turbo Nov 2018 #3

aaacckkk my eyes!!! samnsara Nov 2018 #2

I would prefer to give her a copy of the 10 Commandments, with an emphasis on #9. alwaysinasnit Nov 2018 #10

Isn't coal the obvious answer. dem4decades Nov 2018 #4

Crab Revenge - The gift that keeps on giving! Snarkoleptic Nov 2018 #5

A personality transplant Ohiogal Nov 2018 #6

Here's to you Sarah...Some smokey eye pencil and a dvd movie 'Liar Liar' SummerSnow Nov 2018 #7

A personality???? redstatebluegirl Nov 2018 #8

Truth serum. nt Xipe Totec Nov 2018 #9

I wish she would get some ahead of a press briefing pandr32 Nov 2018 #12

Either the book Pinocchio or a Bible with the "Thou shall not bear false witness" part highlighted FSogol Nov 2018 #11

I'd want to get her something she doesn't have gratuitous Nov 2018 #13

A face tattoo ploppy Nov 2018 #14

Another set of pearls. Polly Hennessey Nov 2018 #15

I'd leave a heel. Leave up up to your imagination where.... JuJuYoshida Nov 2018 #16

A case of scowl remover? Totally Tunsie Nov 2018 #17

A dog - for her brother keithbvadu2 Nov 2018 #18

a book on overcoming Daddy issues crazycatlady Nov 2018 #19

Buy Michelle Wolf a house next door to hers. rurallib Nov 2018 #20

Coal. She gets coal. nt TeamPooka Nov 2018 #21

TheCowsCameHome

(40,168 posts)

1. Two paper sacks.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2018, 04:21 PM

Nov 2018

One for her.

One for yourself, in case hers fall off.

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,609 posts)

3. Ouch!

Reply to TheCowsCameHome (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 28, 2018, 04:22 PM

Nov 2018

samnsara

(17,636 posts)

2. aaacckkk my eyes!!!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2018, 04:21 PM

Nov 2018

….a copy of the constitution...

alwaysinasnit

(5,073 posts)

10. I would prefer to give her a copy of the 10 Commandments, with an emphasis on #9.

Reply to samnsara (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 28, 2018, 04:39 PM

Nov 2018

(Thou shalt not LIE.)

dem4decades

(11,304 posts)

4. Isn't coal the obvious answer.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2018, 04:22 PM

Nov 2018

Snarkoleptic

(6,002 posts)

5. Crab Revenge - The gift that keeps on giving!

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Wed Nov 28, 2018, 04:24 PM

Nov 2018

https://crabrevenge.com/

Ohiogal

(32,068 posts)

6. A personality transplant

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Wed Nov 28, 2018, 04:24 PM

Nov 2018

SummerSnow

(12,608 posts)

7. Here's to you Sarah...Some smokey eye pencil and a dvd movie 'Liar Liar'

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Wed Nov 28, 2018, 04:26 PM

Nov 2018

redstatebluegirl

(12,265 posts)

8. A personality????

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Wed Nov 28, 2018, 04:33 PM

Nov 2018

Xipe Totec

(43,890 posts)

9. Truth serum. nt

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Wed Nov 28, 2018, 04:35 PM

Nov 2018

pandr32

(11,614 posts)

12. I wish she would get some ahead of a press briefing

Reply to Xipe Totec (Reply #9)

Wed Nov 28, 2018, 05:37 PM

Nov 2018

FSogol

(45,527 posts)

11. Either the book Pinocchio or a Bible with the "Thou shall not bear false witness" part highlighted

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2018, 04:59 PM

Nov 2018

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

13. I'd want to get her something she doesn't have

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Wed Nov 28, 2018, 05:43 PM

Nov 2018

A conscience?

ploppy

(2,162 posts)

14. A face tattoo

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2018, 05:48 PM

Nov 2018

DU's choice - one word? phrase? portrait of satan?

Polly Hennessey

(6,806 posts)

15. Another set of pearls.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2018, 05:48 PM

Nov 2018

She will be able to clutch them with both hands while fibbing her itty, bitty heart out.

JuJuYoshida

(2,216 posts)

16. I'd leave a heel. Leave up up to your imagination where....

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Wed Nov 28, 2018, 06:01 PM

Nov 2018

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

17. A case of scowl remover?

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Wed Nov 28, 2018, 06:15 PM

Nov 2018

keithbvadu2

(36,916 posts)

18. A dog - for her brother

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Wed Nov 28, 2018, 09:49 PM

Nov 2018

crazycatlady

(4,492 posts)

19. a book on overcoming Daddy issues

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Wed Nov 28, 2018, 10:03 PM

Nov 2018

rurallib

(62,448 posts)

20. Buy Michelle Wolf a house next door to hers.

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Wed Nov 28, 2018, 10:05 PM

Nov 2018

TeamPooka

(24,255 posts)

21. Coal. She gets coal. nt

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Thu Nov 29, 2018, 01:46 AM

Nov 2018

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