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Floyd R. Turbo

(32,913 posts) Tue Dec 4, 2018, 08:36 PM Dec 2018

My mother never got the irony of calling me a

son of a bitch!

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My mother never got the irony of calling me a (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2018 OP

'Bastard' is in the same category Cirque du So-What Dec 2018 #1

This message was self-deleted by its author Ohiya Dec 2018 #2

I'll just say ... Ohiya Dec 2018 #3

HA, Lefta Dissenter Dec 2018 #5

Please share! Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2018 #7

I'll leave that to Ohiya! (N/t) Lefta Dissenter Dec 2018 #9

LOL, Lefta Dissenter Dec 2018 #4

Ok, that made me spit out my drink! smirkymonkey Dec 2018 #6

In due respect, mothers in our era were probably sick of ironying. Especially if they only had a dameatball Dec 2018 #8

Hubby's mother called him a son of a b**** once Duppers Dec 2018 #10

Or, just maybe, she knows something she's not telling you. n/t sl8 Dec 2018 #11

Me dear sweet sainted mudder called me that once. keithbvadu2 Dec 2018 #12

Cirque du So-What

(29,742 posts)

1. 'Bastard' is in the same category

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 08:39 PM

Dec 2018

Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Ohiya This message was self-deleted by its author.

Ohiya

(2,736 posts)

3. I'll just say ...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 08:46 PM

Dec 2018

it could have been worse!

Lefta Dissenter

(6,703 posts)

5. HA,

Reply to Ohiya (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 08:47 PM

Dec 2018

I saw it before you deleted it!

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,913 posts)

7. Please share!

Reply to Lefta Dissenter (Reply #5)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 08:48 PM

Dec 2018

Lefta Dissenter

(6,703 posts)

9. I'll leave that to Ohiya! (N/t)

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #7)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 09:04 PM

Dec 2018

Lefta Dissenter

(6,703 posts)

4. LOL,

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 08:46 PM

Dec 2018

My kids and I used to do battle with “your mama” insults. They thought it was so hilarious that I was basically hurling insults at myself.

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

6. Ok, that made me spit out my drink!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 08:47 PM

Dec 2018

dameatball

(7,669 posts)

8. In due respect, mothers in our era were probably sick of ironying. Especially if they only had a

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 08:57 PM

Dec 2018

clothesline. At least she didn't call you Fruit of the Loom.

Oh, wait. I may have misunderstood.

Duppers

(28,469 posts)

10. Hubby's mother called him a son of a b**** once

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 09:43 PM

Dec 2018

He told her she was right! True story. Of course he was cut out of the will. All racist Republicans down there.

sl8

(17,110 posts)

11. Or, just maybe, she knows something she's not telling you. n/t

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 10:42 PM

Dec 2018

keithbvadu2

(40,915 posts)

12. Me dear sweet sainted mudder called me that once.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 11:43 PM

Dec 2018

Me dear sweet sainted mudder called me that once.

After I cut her flowers with too much speed on the weed whacker.

I told her to not talk about my mother that way.

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