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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI rode my bike to the liquor store last night to get a bottle of Scotch. As I was about to head home
I thought if I fall off the bike the bottle could break. So I drank the Scotch in the parking lot which turned out to be a wise decision, cause I fell off the bike seven times on the way home!
underpants
(182,794 posts)According to a police report from the Martin County Sheriffs Office, deputies responded to a battery call in Stuart. When they arrived to the American Legion parking lot, an intoxicated man covered in blood approached officers, saying hed been beaten up by a homeless man named Louis Piselli.
The victim, John ORourke, reported that he and Piselli had been sitting in his van nearby in the parking lot of Lowes. The two men had only known each other a short time, having met at the Martin County Fairgrounds for a Thanksgiving dinner served by a church group, he said.
While sitting in the car, ORourke told officers that Piselli asked him if he had any vodka. The victim replied that he had a half a pint and handed him the bottle, which Piselli began to chug, read the report.
ORourke told Piselli he was upset that he was drinking all his booze, and thats when the situation escalated. Piselli then allegedly grabbed the man by his hair, slammed his head against the steering wheel and dragged him out of the van to beat him some more, biting his right ear in the process
Floyd R. Turbo
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(38,958 posts)LakeSuperiorView
(1,533 posts)Three and four were playground equipment...
ToxMarz
(2,166 posts)Just after reading this post I went to Youtube and the fist recommended video was
They watch everything we do online!
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I couldn't help it!
2naSalit
(86,591 posts)Otherwise, might have had too much spilled scotch!
packman
(16,296 posts)Sound decisions require deep thought
or
lots of booze
panader0
(25,816 posts)But the best is when my old drummer got a DUI driving a backhoe to the
beer store about 10pm with five or six other drunks hanging on for the ride.
All the lights on, bouncing up and down.
klook
(12,154 posts)They just write themselves!
GusBob
(7,286 posts)I tell her: 'cuz I ran out of money
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)It seems that about six months ago, Floyd went to the liquor store on his bike for a bottle of scotch. He put the bottle in his back pocket and started pedaling home. When he got halfway there, a Deplorable cut him off and he fell on his ass. A few seconds later he found he was sitting in a puddle of liquid. Floyd looked up to the sky and said, "Lord, I know I'm not a religious man and I'm kinda new at this praying thing, but please let that be blood."
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)until the night he came home sober...