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Major Nikon

(36,827 posts) Mon Dec 17, 2018, 11:55 PM Dec 2018

Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap

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Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap (Original Post) Major Nikon Dec 2018 OP

Brilliant !! alittlelark Dec 2018 #1

I was already laughing my ass off by the time he got to the fart spray Major Nikon Dec 2018 #2

Love it! Marie Marie Dec 2018 #3

love it! Our community has been plagued by package thieves. Liberty Belle Dec 2018 #4

An engineers mind. ploppy Dec 2018 #5

The people who were stealing had really nice cars, homes, BigmanPigman Dec 2018 #6

My sides hurt from laughing so hard. Dem2theMax Dec 2018 #7

This guy is a bad ass. Love it Pepsidog Dec 2018 #8

lmao n/t area51 Dec 2018 #9

This is SO satisfying! jmbar2 Dec 2018 #10

*contemplates life choices* irisblue Dec 2018 #11

Perfection. JHan Dec 2018 #12

2 things come to mind... IcyPeas Dec 2018 #13

I was shocked at how affluent those thieves are. nolabear Dec 2018 #14

I wasn't shocked. christx30 Dec 2018 #15

alittlelark

(18,890 posts)

1. Brilliant !!

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2018, 12:15 AM

Dec 2018

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

2. I was already laughing my ass off by the time he got to the fart spray

Reply to alittlelark (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 18, 2018, 12:33 AM

Dec 2018

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)

3. Love it!

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2018, 12:36 AM

Dec 2018

Liberty Belle

(9,535 posts)

4. love it! Our community has been plagued by package thieves.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2018, 12:36 AM

Dec 2018

There was even an Amazon delivery truck stealing them.

Sure wish there was a commercially available version of something like this.

It reminds of a story Mom told about a friend who was on her way to bury her dead cat, which was wrapped in a decorative box. She stopped at a store on the way and came out to find the box gone. She went into the store's restroom and found the thief passed out inside, after having opened the package and finding the dead cat.

Karma!

ploppy

(2,162 posts)

5. An engineers mind.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2018, 01:53 AM

Dec 2018

What a fabulous design!

BigmanPigman

(51,590 posts)

6. The people who were stealing had really nice cars, homes,

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2018, 01:57 AM

Dec 2018

guitars, electronics, etc. They obviously didn't need to steal for food or money. They only did it because the could...nothing to stop them. Brilliant plan and engineering. He should sell them.

Dem2theMax

(9,651 posts)

7. My sides hurt from laughing so hard.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2018, 02:20 AM

Dec 2018

I want to marry this man. But I think I'm twice his age, so maybe I could adopt him?

Or do a mind-meld so I can be as smart as he is, and come up with these brilliant ideas.

This was just too good. Bookmarked for future laugh sessions.

Pepsidog

(6,254 posts)

8. This guy is a bad ass. Love it

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2018, 02:41 AM

Dec 2018

area51

(11,908 posts)

9. lmao n/t

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2018, 02:48 AM

Dec 2018

jmbar2

(4,886 posts)

10. This is SO satisfying!

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2018, 02:59 AM

Dec 2018

I'm off to search for fart spray for my sneaky smoking neighbor. Bwahaha....

irisblue

(32,973 posts)

11. *contemplates life choices*

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2018, 09:44 AM

Dec 2018

Thank you

JHan

(10,173 posts)

12. Perfection.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2018, 10:44 AM

Dec 2018

Glitter -#HerpesOftheCraftWorld - is the perfect revenge, AND the fart spray

IcyPeas

(21,871 posts)

13. 2 things come to mind...

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2018, 04:23 PM

Dec 2018

1) I'd be afraid the thief would come back for revenge.

2) instead of glitter, cornstarch or baking soda would freak them out even more, they might think it's anthrax or something and would probably go turn themselves in to the police or a hospital. LOL

nolabear

(41,961 posts)

14. I was shocked at how affluent those thieves are.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2018, 06:29 PM

Dec 2018

Nice clothes, nice cars...either thieving pays well or they're just doing it because they can.

christx30

(6,241 posts)

15. I wasn't shocked.

Reply to nolabear (Reply #14)

Wed Dec 19, 2018, 12:10 AM

Dec 2018

There are garbage people at every social economic strata. Someone will always be out there wanting what you have. No matter how little you have.

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