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mac56

(17,575 posts)
Mon Dec 24, 2018, 02:10 PM Dec 2018

A friend posted this vintage ad on FB



Of course, I couldn't just leave it alone.

Frosty the Slaw Man
What a holiday surprise
With a carrot pipe, a tomato nose
And two Charles Manson eyes

Frosty the Slaw Man
Couldn't sit around for days
He was made of slaw, with the cabbage raw
And was full of mayonnaise!

There must have been some magic in
That magazine recipe
'Cause when the guests saw Frosty there
They vanished, one-two-three

Then Frosty the Slaw Man
Soon would be gone in a wink
But he wore a frown as they tossed him down
The disposal in the sink!
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A friend posted this vintage ad on FB (Original Post) mac56 Dec 2018 OP
Is that a pepper hat or tomato?? Crutchez_CuiBono Dec 2018 #1
3 CUPS of Mayo; 3 POUNDS Cottage Cheese; 12 CUPS Grated Cabbage. Paladin Dec 2018 #2
Yeah, it isn't really tantalizing my taste buds either. Arkansas Granny Dec 2018 #4
Goes perfectly with the Oscar Meyer hot dog tree! Ohiogal Dec 2018 #3
OMG Srkdqltr Dec 2018 #5
Bravo !!! on your song!!!! dixiegrrrrl Dec 2018 #6
I'm very thankful my mother never went along with these .. CatMor Dec 2018 #7

Paladin

(28,281 posts)
2. 3 CUPS of Mayo; 3 POUNDS Cottage Cheese; 12 CUPS Grated Cabbage.
Mon Dec 24, 2018, 02:18 PM
Dec 2018

Yeah, I think I'll take a pass on this one.

CatMor

(6,212 posts)
7. I'm very thankful my mother never went along with these ..
Mon Dec 24, 2018, 03:00 PM
Dec 2018

so called clever recipes. Hard to believe anyone actually came up with this stuff.

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