How we abused our orifices this year...

[TreasonousBastard]

https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1831046610

It’s here! It’s finally here! Every year it seems like the big day will never come, but it’s here. It’s the day to gather with your family and friends ‘round the hearth, warm beverages and sweet treats at the ready, and have a hearty chortle over the things America stuck inside itself and couldn’t remove without the help of trained medical personnel.

All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, all descriptions are verbatim, and none of those things belong in there.

As always, objects are sorted by orifice, working south...

It's never good to ask "why", but some of them I really can't imagine "how".

[RKP5637]

1. WOW!!! CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT BALL - gotta hurt broken. n/t

[True Dough]

2. I can only ask

WTF???

[Sanity Claws]

3. This is why I come to DU everyday

Where else would I learn of this news item? And to think that I almost let today go by without checking DU.

[backtoblue]

5. +1

[Ron Obvious]

4. Oh, and I suppose none of you mr and mrs perfect here ever put a billiard ball in your rectum.

Right!

Bloody hypocrites.

[Laffy Kat]

6. "Pool noodle" in nose?

If a pool noodle can get stuck in your nose you've got bigger problems. Everything else I can believe (ex-EMT).

[onethatcares]

7. cn we do a poll on this topic?

how many of you went straight to the rectum section first?

[RKP5637]

8. LOL!!!