When I was young, I went on a date with someone I just met...

[LuckyCharms]

Had dinner at a nice restaurant.

Went to a park to watch some fireworks...

I thought things were going great because as we were sitting enjoying the fireworks celebration, she snuggled next to me.

But then, she looked at me and said softly..."I'm cold" as she snuggled even closer.

I said what anyone else would have said in that situation...JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T CONTROL THE FUCKING WEATHER!

People can be so rude.

We never saw each other again after that night.

Whew. I really dodged a bullet there...if there is one thing I refuse to tolerate, it's hyper-critical people.

[Marie Marie]

1. I want to write a witty reply but

damn, I can't top that.

[LuckyCharms]

2. AND HOW IS THAT MY FAULT, EXACTLY????

[Marie Marie]

3. Stop it - I am dying here.

I'm laughing so hard I can't breath.

[LuckyCharms]

4. GO AHEAD AND LAUGH. EVERYONE ELSE DOES. I'M USED TO IT.

[Marie Marie]

5. ...

[LuckyCharms]

6. OH, THANKS FOR POST A PICTURE OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE

THE CAFETERIA LINE AT MY FIRST JOB MAKING FUN OF ME.

[Marie Marie]

9. How could they eat after this? They probably starved to death and it's all your fault.

But really, thank you so much for the laughs - much appreciated.

[unblock]

7. Mrs unblock does the same thing! Looks at me with those eyes of hers and says she's cold

Ffs, do I have to solve all her problems??

[LuckyCharms]

8. LOL

[KT2000]

10. Did I date you??

and you wore different disguises over the years??

[akraven]

11. Interior Alaska reporting in - LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Spouse usually just says "then put on your shoes, dammit!" At 30 below...….

[KY_EnviroGuy]

13. You should have told her.....

PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!.........

BESIDES, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!.......

[smirkymonkey]

14. "It's not my damn fault if you are emotionally dead inside!"

Sheesh! Some people.