Oi, Rhiannon!

[Dead_Parrot]

Let us waffle in the place set aside for waffle.

[Rhiannon12866]

1. We were discussing how you're safe from Trump because he could never even find you on a map

And the fact that there's water in between him and New Zealand really seals the deal. He thought that Puerto Rico was inaccessible because it's "an island surrounded by big water," after all, so you're lucky! No chance of him seeking you out to throw paper towels at you!

[Dead_Parrot]

2. You should escape and move to Hawaii

Between the flag, the water, and Obama's birthplace he'll be totally foxed.

Of course, you run the risk of him accidentally nuking you instead of Hungary. Flip a coin.

Folk are good though.