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Humor for the Day
The greatest director in the world passes away and goes to heaven where he meets St. Peter.
Director: It's great I've made it to heaven because I was so done with the movie business.
St. Peter: Oh my. God wanted you to direct his movie when you got here.
Director: No. Tell him I'm done with the movie business. Finished over.
St. Peter: Let me say we have Michelangelo creating the sets, Da Vinci doing special effects, and we have Shakespeare writing the script.
Director: Well. If you got Michelangelo, Da Vinci, and the Bard on the project count me in as the Director.
St. Peter: There is one thing, I have this cousin who sings.
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