My 80 year old uncle has a new girlfriend

[SHRED]

I called and congratulated him on his new girlfriend.
Then he says,

"Dating is different then 40 years ago.
Use to be you'd put a couple of extra condoms in your pocket...now you put a couple of extra hearing aid batteries in your pocket."

[magicarpet]

1. Well,.. it sounds like he intends to behave himself.....

[SHRED]

2. LOL

Knowing him that's a definite maybe.

[calimary]

21. hee hee hee...

[rurallib]

3. Well if she's near his age pregnancy may not be a concern

But not hearing it when she says she's ready would be a concern.

[SHRED]

4. Ha ha ha

Good one

[groverg]

22. Fully charged batteries...

all the time is what he needs.

[unblock]

5. lol a couple of *extra* condoms

[KT2000]

6. If she is young - watch out!

My elderly uncle met a woman online - younger. Her career was scamming elderly men.

[dweller]

7. my 95 yr old dad has a new lady friend

but he tells me they only meet a few times week to talk...

then he tells me he asked his Dr 'if sex at his age might kill someone' ...
I didn't ask him to elaborate ...
😳


✌🏼️

[kag]

14. Yeah...

It might kill your kids and grandkids if you try to tell them about it.

[dameatball]

8. That only explains what to do if you have sex with your pants on....:))

[srose58089]

9. Great sense of humor

Did he borrow this from a Bob Hope routine?

[SHRED]

16. No

He claims he made it up.
He does have a good sense of humor.

[proud patriot]

10. I love hearing this

I hope my dad finds love again.

[groverg]

23. Not too late

Our previous neighbor found a good love at age of 59. He got a caring Asian wife.

[onetexan]

11. well at 80 it would make sense that the batteries & hearings aids are more important than condoms

given at that advanced age companionship (which would necessitate the ability to hear properly) would be more of a priority than sxx

[MustLoveBeagles]

12. Congratulations to your uncle

Sounds like he has a great sense of humor.

[SHRED]

18. He does

[George II]

13. Then there's the 80 year old guy who gets a prescription for Viagra.....

....the pharmacist says, "you know how dangerous this is?" He answers, "hey, if she dies she dies!"

[MontanaMama]

15. Aw! Hearing aid batteries?

Sounds like he wants to hear his lady friend. I love your 80 year old uncle. Sounds like a sweetie. ❤️

[SHRED]

17. Oh...

...he is. ❤

[groverg]

19. Hilarious

Lol! Hope his new partner doesn't need a hearing aid.

[nolabear]

20. I once did animal assisted therapy in a nursing home.

I could tell you some stories. I have seen some things. 😳😍 Rock ON, Uncle!