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Ptah

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Fri Mar 1, 2019, 07:08 PM Mar 2019

Lunch with Floyd

- Can I help you, boys?

- You got any white bread?

Yes.

I'll have some toasted white bread, please.

You want butter or jam on that toast, honey?

No, ma'am. Dry.

- Got any fried chicken?

- Best damn chicken in the state.

Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.

You want chicken wings or chicken legs?

Four fried chickens and a Coke.

And some dry white toast, please.

You all want anything to drink with that?

- No, ma'am.

- A Coke.

Be up in a minute.


We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.

- Say what?

- They look like they're from the CIA.

- What they wanna eat?

- The tall one wants white-bread toast.
- Dry. With nothing on it.




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