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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsQuestions for DUers who have bleached their anus
How did you decide to do this? Did someone mention to you that the appearance of your anus could be improved by bleaching or did you decide to do this all on your own?
Was the process painful? enjoyable? A little of both?
Did you or someone do the process?
Has this improved your self confidence?
What is the general reaction you get from strangers, family, friends and others who you have shown your lighter anus to?
Do you now walk like this:
Eko
(7,369 posts)I need to go get some bleach, Ill let you know shortly.
tblue37
(65,490 posts)Kablooie
(18,641 posts)Last edited Sun Mar 31, 2019, 09:49 PM - Edit history (1)
I'd better keep my mouth shut.
Turbineguy
(37,372 posts)trump does it so his supporters can have whiter teeth.
Kaleva
(36,358 posts)True Dough
(17,337 posts)This could be your DU legacy, Kaleva. You could be the one to start the Anus Bleachers Group! Godspeed!
House of Roberts
(5,189 posts)professional baseball stadiums. I believe they call them...'skyboxes'.
True Dough
(17,337 posts)It is much cheaper to use a bingo dabber for this purpose. A variety of vibrant colors available too.
Kaleva
(36,358 posts)RKP5637
(67,112 posts)the WH knows!
customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)oh why, did I click on this thread?
Lochloosa
(16,073 posts)customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)backtoblue
(11,346 posts)Liberal Veteran
(22,239 posts)Plus, if you act now, we'll send you another bottle of Anal Bleach for free!
Just pay separate shipping and handing.
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)that "Now I am beautiful all over."
(There is a vast number of instructional videos put out by the porn industry if you know where to look)
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)What matters most is how you feel about it, instead of trying to please other people.
Remember when your mom said to always wear clean underwear because what if you get into an accident?
Well, think about what happens when they take that underwear off.
I just like the confidence of knowing that as Im laying there unconscious in the emergency room, theyll be calling all the staff in to admire my anus.
Kaleva
(36,358 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)(and usually fatal) Bleached Anus Syndrome, commonly referred to as "BAS".
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)JustFiveMoreMinutes
(2,133 posts)...
Honey can you point your butt this way, I need a little more light.
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)You can buy an at-home skin-bleaching serum, cream, or peel online or at a drugstore, salon, spa, or cosmetic surgeons office for $6 to $44. Depending on the product, it may contain ingredients such as hydroquinone, azelaic acid, Kojic acid, niacinamide, or other botanical extracts, all of which chemically exfoliate dead skin cells responsible for hyperpigmentation, aka skin darkening caused by excess pigment, according to Dr. Joshua Zeichner, M.D., New York City dermatologist and director of cosmetic and clinical research in dermatology at Mount Sinai Hospital.
The problem: Some chemicals in skin-lightening products, like kojic acid and hydroquinone, may be considered carcinogenic, as per data from the National Institute of Health. When you DIY, "youre more likely to apply the product improperly, which can injure the area and increase the chance that the product gets into the rectum and enters the bloodstream," De Latour says, adding that its best to stick to products manufactured in the U.S. to minimize exposure to potentially dangerous ingredients.
Although each products directions may differ, you should always begin with clean, dry skin thats free of cuts or infections, Dr. Zeichner says. Typically, you apply the product with clean hands, avoiding the anus itself. Then, you either leave it on or rinse it off shortly after. Results vary, but because OTC products are generally more mild than professional grade alternatives, according to Dr. Zeichner, it could take two to three months of applying the product as often as twice a day to see results, which can last up to six months.
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/health-fitness/advice/a3634/anal-bleaching-trend/
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)GemDigger
(4,305 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)And I am not sure I ever really wanted to know about.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)and a whole line of products exists exclusively for this process. How many people do you pass every single day who have bleached their butts?
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I know its a popular thing, I just don't quite get it.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Laffy Kat
(16,388 posts)I knew nothing about. I was happier then.
CentralMass
(15,265 posts)milestogo
(16,829 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)I think Angus bleaching is cruel.
denbot
(9,901 posts)If I ever have a horrible fall down a stairwell, Ill give my bunghole a peak and see if its the eyesore Ive all ways assumed it was.
Hotler
(11,452 posts)Ya.
He must have gone to Ohio state.
Why do you say that?
he has a red O under his tail.
LuckyCharms
(17,463 posts)3catwoman3
(24,058 posts)...giggling uncontrollably.
NeoGreen
(4,031 posts)...by a day.
Just sayin'.
Kaleva
(36,358 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)They cant bleach theirs on Fridays, I think.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,380 posts)to proudly show my asshole off to any and all who care to gaze upon its colorless wonderfulness.
I was considering putting a clear piece of plastic in my trousers, but I figured the cargo shorts was plenty.
Beside the strange looks from those not in the know, I am also astounded this question hasnt been asked in here before.
The Lounge is like a box of chocolates.
The older the poster, the more likely he or she is nuts.
NeoGreen
(4,031 posts)...
Kaleva
(36,358 posts)912gdm
(959 posts)don't look that up on youtube. Seriously...
3catwoman3
(24,058 posts)Being in pediatrics, I have to look plenty of anal orifices in the line of duty. I have ZERO interest at looking any when I am not at work.
912gdm
(959 posts)anus 1 check, anus 2 check, anus 3OMG WHA THE FUC.....
3catwoman3
(24,058 posts)...will be when I take my cats to the vet. After 43 years, I am tired of this particular subject.
samnsara
(17,650 posts)FM123
(10,054 posts)So many funny comments, I haven't laughed this hard in a looooong time!