Got pissed off while doing some landscaping today.

[LuckyCharms]

Hands were covered with all of this greasy goopy slippery shit inside of those waterproof wire nuts used for low voltage landscape lighting. Was trying to get three wires inside one of those nuts with slippery hands.

Shook my glasses off my face because I couldn't see up close with them. Stepped on the fuckers.

Bent them all to shit.

I'm such a looser.

Freakin' moran.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me...can't get fooled again.

[Flaleftist]

1. Clutz

[lunasun]

2. Remember - People like you LuckyCharms , despite your fuckups

[Rollo]

3. Don't worry, you're not alone...

I opened up several new gouges in my exoskeleton and twisted my knee, trying to remove ivy from a 12 ft high chain link fence (don't ask!).

Evil ivy.

[KT2000]

4. Sounds familiar

Once I tried to save a slug that was in my veg. garden. I set it away from the garden and when I was through and headed back into the house, I stepped on it (by accident). It was a goner.

Another time I came home late and tried to be quiet for the neighbors. I put my purse down on the table that somehow caused the window shade to fly up (loud) and keep flapping. That cause the curtain rod to spit and spill all the curtains into a pile on the floor.

I'm used to this type of stuff.