Want to experience the "Taco Bell Lifestyle?" 😂

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There's An Actual Taco Bell Resort Opening In California This Summer

I'll have another Baja Blast cocktail, please.

by MADISON FLAGER
MAY 16, 2019

"A Taco Bell Resort is opening in Palm Springs, California this summer" is a sentence I never thought I'd type, but here we are—it's really and truly happening! The brand calls it "the biggest expression of the Taco Bell lifestyle to date" and while they're still ironing out the details, it sounds like a T. Bell superfan's dream come true.

Set to open for five days in August, The Bell: A Taco Bell Hotel and Resort will be decked out with Taco Bell swag—pool floats, fluffy bathrobes, towels—and of course, plenty of food. Rather than set up shop with a walk-up window, the team plans to integrate Taco Bell menu items (including ones only available at the resort) into all the typical hotel fare: breakfast, room service, poolside drinks, etc.



The resort's salon will offer "Taco Bell-inspired nail art, fades, and a braid bar," per a press release, and a gift shop will be stocked with Taco Bell apparel.

Reservations will open sometime in June; you can sign up for updates from Taco Bell here. While they haven't yet announced how many rooms will be available or which resort The Bell will take over, they have noted that fans must be 18 or older to visit.

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https://www.delish.com/food-news/a27492122/taco-bell-hotel-resort-palm-springs/

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It sounds like something out of the movie "Demolition Man."

[underpants]

1. That lifestyle runs deep with some people

💩

[mr_lebowski]

2. The Crunchy Taco's I liked when I was a child, I'll still eat 2 of those a couple times a year maybe

Do I qualify for the Taco Bell Lifestyle?

[Blue Owl]

3. Hey that's nacho room!

[BlueSpot]

4. Their advertisements will show gorgeous rooms

But you'll really get a closet with a cot. Maybe just a blanket on the floor.

Edited to fix spelling.

[RandiFan1290]

5. More like 'Idiocracy'

[Major Nikon]

6. Let's hope the toilets are upgraded

A bidet would be nice.

[jmowreader]

7. Only five days?

Let me guess: awesome clothes and perfect makeup required because they’re going to shoot all their commercials for the next year here.

And to this I say, if I was not ancient I would probably sign up. It sounds like fun.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

9. Same here.

[Nac Mac Feegle]

8. The Taco Bell Lifestyle???

Never more than 15 minutes away from a toilet with plenty of high quality, soft paper?

If I eat there, I WILL be in the John within a maximum of 15 minutes afterward.