This is what happens when men are required to lift the toilet seat before peeing

[Kaleva]

"-As a Florida Man lifted the toilet seat in his bathroom early Sunday morning, a four-foot ball python “rose out of the toilet and bit him” on the arm, according to a police report brimming with nightmare fuel."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/toiletsnake-attacks-189536

This would have been more interesting had the man sat down to pee with his junk dangling oh so close to the 4 foot Python.

I do like how the article tells us that the man works at Target even though the incident happened at his apartment and had no connection to his work place or to Target Corporation.

"Jimeno, a Target employee, was treated in his home by emergency service workers following the 6 AM snake bite."

[Ilsa]

1. A family member living out in the country

sat down to do his business early one morning. Said he felt a tap on his sack. Leaped up and saw a small snake in the bowl. He always checks the toilet bowl now.

[ProudLib72]

2. He found a sacktap snake!?!?

Those are rare!



Fortunately...

[Ilsa]

3. Oh that's funny! I'm using it at the next family reunion. nt

[Wolf Frankula]

4. He should have his mongoose look first.

We know what a mongoose's main business is.

Wolf