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packman

(16,296 posts) Mon Jul 1, 2019, 02:21 PM Jul 2019

Ant stealing a diamond

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Ant stealing a diamond (Original Post) packman Jul 2019 OP

I am going to train some ants to do this. redwitch Jul 2019 #1

Time to call in inspector Clouseau ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #2

Funny! SammyWinstonJack Jul 2019 #3

dead, dead, dead, dead ant drmeow Jul 2019 #7

YOU are brilliant !! Haggis for Breakfast Jul 2019 #8

Not really, but thanks ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #9

I had never heard that before. Haggis for Breakfast Jul 2019 #10

Yes... That was a deep cut. targetpractice Jul 2019 #11

Atom Ant! BHDem53 Jul 2019 #4

No doubt, heading straight to the queen. 💍nt littlemissmartypants Jul 2019 #5

Takin' it to his sweetie, the Queen Bee. KatyaR Jul 2019 #6

Maybe he's getting engaged. nt zanana1 Jul 2019 #12

And that's why he thinks he can move a rubber tree plant sl8 Jul 2019 #13

Since most ants are females...she may be taking the gem to her (female) sweetie. FailureToCommunicate Jul 2019 #14

I guess Anthony wasn't paid enough for his role in Antman dustyscamp Jul 2019 #15

redwitch

(14,944 posts)

1. I am going to train some ants to do this.

Reply to packman (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2019, 02:40 PM

Jul 2019

My retirement will be much more pleasant with a pile of diamonds.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

2. Time to call in inspector Clouseau

Reply to packman (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2019, 03:39 PM

Jul 2019

To the tune of Pink Panther:

Dead ant
Dead ant
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant...

SammyWinstonJack

(44,130 posts)

3. Funny!

Reply to ProudLib72 (Reply #2)

Mon Jul 1, 2019, 04:34 PM

Jul 2019

drmeow

(5,017 posts)

7. dead, dead, dead, dead ant

Reply to ProudLib72 (Reply #2)

Mon Jul 1, 2019, 07:44 PM

Jul 2019

Haggis for Breakfast

(6,831 posts)

8. YOU are brilliant !!

Reply to ProudLib72 (Reply #2)

Mon Jul 1, 2019, 07:45 PM

Jul 2019

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

9. Not really, but thanks

Reply to Haggis for Breakfast (Reply #8)

Mon Jul 1, 2019, 07:46 PM

Jul 2019

That's an old joke for grade school kids: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on some ants? Dead ant, dead ant..." and you have to say it to the tune of Pink Panther.

Haggis for Breakfast

(6,831 posts)

10. I had never heard that before.

Reply to ProudLib72 (Reply #9)

Mon Jul 1, 2019, 07:48 PM

Jul 2019

targetpractice

(4,919 posts)

11. Yes... That was a deep cut.

Reply to ProudLib72 (Reply #9)

Mon Jul 1, 2019, 09:44 PM

Jul 2019

Brilliant.

BHDem53

(1,061 posts)

4. Atom Ant!

Reply to packman (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2019, 05:06 PM

Jul 2019

littlemissmartypants

(22,655 posts)

5. No doubt, heading straight to the queen. 💍nt

Reply to packman (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2019, 05:30 PM

Jul 2019

KatyaR

(3,445 posts)

6. Takin' it to his sweetie, the Queen Bee.

Reply to packman (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2019, 06:52 PM

Jul 2019

They are really amazing creatures.

zanana1

(6,112 posts)

12. Maybe he's getting engaged. nt

Reply to packman (Original post)

Tue Jul 2, 2019, 08:50 AM

Jul 2019

sl8

(13,749 posts)

13. And that's why he thinks he can move a rubber tree plant

Reply to packman (Original post)

Tue Jul 2, 2019, 09:23 AM

Jul 2019

One quick trip to the pawn shop and he can hire out the rubber tree plant moving to someone else.

Oh, and his "high hopes" that you may have heard of? A reference to one Hope Diamond.

And now you know the rest of the story.

FailureToCommunicate

(14,013 posts)

14. Since most ants are females...she may be taking the gem to her (female) sweetie.

Reply to packman (Original post)

Tue Jul 2, 2019, 05:13 PM

Jul 2019

Just sayin'

dustyscamp

(2,224 posts)

15. I guess Anthony wasn't paid enough for his role in Antman

Reply to packman (Original post)

Wed Jul 3, 2019, 03:38 AM

Jul 2019

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