Serial Toilet Clogger Gets 150 Days In The Can

[Floyd R. Turbo]

SHEBOYGAN - A 35-year-old Sheboygan man was sentenced Monday to three years of probation for clogging women's toilets in Deland Park and at his place of work.

Patrick D. Beeman was originally charged with 12 misdemeanors of criminal damage to property, but seven of the charges were dismissed in early June.

As conditions of probation, Beeman will have to serve 150 days in jail, pay more than $5,500 in restitution, not be allowed to possess or consume alcohol or any controlled substances, and complete 100 hours of community service.

While the state only recommended Beeman serve 30 days in jail as part of his probation, Judge Kent Hoffmann sentenced him to 30 days for each of the five counts of criminal damage to property, served consecutively, citing the need for a more severe punishment.

https://www.sheboyganpress.com/story/news/2019/07/01/sheboygan-toilet-clogger-sentenced-probation-150-days-jail/1569553001/

[Blue Owl]

1. That is plumb crazy!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. And he can keep working. He should be

shit canned!

[ProudLib72]

3. Shitboyagain man plunged into probation by no shit taking judge

This is not good news for those of us who take football sized dumps.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. TMI! 💩

[csziggy]

8. He was stuffing plastic bottles into the toilets to stop them up

From the article linked in the OP:

According to a criminal complaint, officers found a toilet in the women's bathroom at Deland Community Center clogged by a plastic bottle last March. Water was overflowing from the toilet.

Officers had checked the restrooms the previous evening and the toilets were not damaged. Officers reviewed 10 similar incidents beginning in April 2017 where toilets were clogged. The city determined each incident caused about $200 in damage, the complaint said.

Officers were able to identify Beeman after speaking with a manager at the temp agency for which Beeman worked, who said Beeman damaged toilets at a company where he was placed by the agency, the complaint said. He was only employed there about a month. The manager said Beeman was placed at another company, where incidents of a similar nature began to happen.

According to the complaint, Beeman told police he gets urges to do odd things, like look for bottles in the garbage to plug toilets. He said he stopped when he heard police were investigating.

[ProudLib72]

9. Forget everything I just said

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. Beeman's really gummed things up.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Let me chew on that a while! 😏

[CentralMass]

7. Maybe he should cut back on the fiber.

[Archae]

10. Leave it to my town, to get in the news with a shit-for-brains.

Yes, I live in Sheboygan.

(Ok, quit laughing...)

This guy though is a real winner.