Its so hot I saw a coyote chasing jack rabbit and

[zooks]

both were walking

[ProudLib72]

1. It's so hot the cows are giving powdered milk

It's so hot, I saw a chicken lay an omelette.

[zooks]

4. Its so hot that when the temperature drops below 90 F you feel a little chilly.

[ProudLib72]

7. It's so hot

I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home it was toast!

[gopiscrap]

2. love it where are you located?

[KY_EnviroGuy]

3. Ten "hotter than" quotes from the deep South...

From: https://hottytoddy.com/2015/06/04/heaton-10-southern-sayings-for-sweltering-summer-heat/

With a week or two of winter and a summer that stretches from May to October, Southerners have lots of opportunities to conjure up creative ways of describing the heat.

1. Hotter than a billy goat with a blow torch.

2. It’s so hot I saw a squirrel putting suntan oil on his nuts.

3. Hotter than Satan’s house-cat.

4. Hotter than two hamsters farting in a wool sock.

5. Hotter than Satan’s toenails.

6. Hotter than a four-peckered billy goat.

7. It is hotter than a jalapeño’s armpit.

8. It’s hotter than hell’s pepper patch.

9. It’s hotter than Hell and half of Georgia.

10. It’s hotter than the Devil’s armpit.

KY.........

[Wounded Bear]

6. Hotter than a bride's breath in June...nt

[NightWatcher]

5. It's so hot the hookers in Times Square are charging $20 to just blow on it.

I miss Letterman.