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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)
Fri Jul 26, 2019, 04:38 PM Jul 2019

When my wife returned from lunch today she found all of the staff standing outside and refusing to

go back in. After speaking with them she surmised that the office had received a fax. The staff didn’t know they had a fax machine. At first they just stood around and stared at it until one brave soul poked it with a broom stick before they all ran out the door!

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When my wife returned from lunch today she found all of the staff standing outside and refusing to (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Jul 2019 OP
The staff must be very young radical noodle Jul 2019 #1
can you imagine the stares if there had been a rotary phone in there? samnsara Jul 2019 #2
LMAO! radical noodle Jul 2019 #4
Xerox machine, one the originals, the size of a VW sarge43 Jul 2019 #5
Have you seen the video of the two teenagers trying to use a rotary phone? Cracklin Charlie Jul 2019 #6
Scene from the movie "In and Out" Collimator Jul 2019 #3
When fax machines were first a thing in offices gratuitous Jul 2019 #7
The FAX machine is a Witch! jpak Jul 2019 #8
Good thing they didn't see a manual typewriter Cirque du So-What Jul 2019 #9
How would they react to the whoosh and thud of a pneumatic message delivery tube? JustABozoOnThisBus Jul 2019 #10
"and then the light turned green---- on my fax machine, panader0 Jul 2019 #11

sarge43

(28,942 posts)
5. Xerox machine, one the originals, the size of a VW
Fri Jul 26, 2019, 05:33 PM
Jul 2019

Probably would have called for a SWAT team or an exorcist

Cracklin Charlie

(12,904 posts)
6. Have you seen the video of the two teenagers trying to use a rotary phone?
Fri Jul 26, 2019, 05:57 PM
Jul 2019

They were given ten minutes. For som reason, they kept picking up the handset, and putting it back down on the cradle.

Their ten minutes expired without success, but it was hilarious!

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
7. When fax machines were first a thing in offices
Fri Jul 26, 2019, 06:34 PM
Jul 2019

There was a story from Pittsburgh about a young intern who was told to fax a document to the Kansas City office. Off he went, and the boss didn't think anything further of it. Until about two hours later, when he got a call from Kansas City: "How many times are you going to send these same eight pages?" Upon investigation, young feller is feeding the document in to the fax machine, and boss asks him how it's going. "Well, I keep trying to send this to Kansas City, but it just keeps coming out the other end of the machine."

panader0

(25,816 posts)
11. "and then the light turned green---- on my fax machine,
Sun Jul 28, 2019, 02:24 PM
Jul 2019

and I knew I was falling in love."

A line from one my bass player's songs.

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