Oscar Mayer is releasing a hot dog-infused ice cream sandwich

[Recursion]

https://mashable.com/article/oscar-mayer-hot-dog-mustard-ice-cream/

A food evil greater than pineapple pizza has emerged, and we need to band together for some good ol' fashion public shaming.

Sound the ice cream truck alarm, because a accursed food is on its way: hot dog ice cream.

The food fight began with the mustard company French's, who announced their collaboration with Coolhaus to bring us French's Mustard Ice Cream in honor of National Mustard Day on Saturday. Heinous, but not deplorable. The food truck bringing this to the masses will at least carry a pretzel cookie to cleanse your palate, and also your sense of what is right in the world.

But we're not here to talk about them today. Another brand stepped up to the plate to challenge them, upping the culinary anté when it was really not necessary. Oscar Mayer has announced the Ice Dog Sandwich. Yes, you read that right.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Eww.

[TreasonousBastard]

2. Saw that on the local news and immediately wiped it from my memory...

until now.

[Recursion]

3. Mwa ha ha

There is no escape

[woodsprite]

4. That may go well with the Pickle Snow Ball that Hatteras Island Snowballs has on their menu.

What an odd Gelati combination ---

[ret5hd]

5. Hard pass, sorry.

[Clash City Rocker]

6. You know, mustard flavored ice cream might taste okay

I mean, I’ve eaten garlic ice cream, and that wasn’t bad. But hot dog infused ice cream? I don’t even know how that would work, but I can’t imagine a scenario where it would taste good.

[Recursion]

7. There's a place here in Paris that does savory gelatos

Salmon, foie gras, duck, etc. I still haven't tried it.

[Backseat Driver]

9. Come now...

Imagine Maple Bourbon Ice Cream with Pecans, Bacon Bits and mini-hot dog O's

Or straight out of the Field of Dreams "If You Make It(into ice cream), they will Eat" Like a Gourmet ebook: anti-palate cleansers of basil pesto served ribboned onto sweet lemon ice cream over a sliced foot-long on a bed of finely chopped onion?

or a small melon-ball-like scoop of frozen eggnog custard with Cinnabon-flavored bread served hard atop a layer of rounds of OMG--all beef or pork weiners on a crisp cow or pig-shaped waffle?

Is'nt this fun????

[Clash City Rocker]

10. Yes, it's fun until they hand you a spoon

And expect you to eat it.

[Blue Owl]

15. Some mustard on that custard

n/t

[Crabby Appleton]

8. No thanks

You can have my share.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

11. Would have thought bacon flavor would have been marketed first.

Only in America. Maybe even BLT ice cream?.......

Ewww to all that....

[Recursion]

13. That's out there.

Five Guys even does a bacon caramel milkshake

[Thyla]

12. Capitalism, lol

This is why they(undefined) hate us(undefined).

[flotsam]

14. Good!

Maybe they can use that technology to make a hot dog infused hot dog.

[backtoblue]

16. The only thing worse than a hot dog

...is a cold hot dog.

Gross

[Fla Dem]

17. I just gagged. 😝

[NightWatcher]

18. All this bastardized food is making me rethink my position on cannabis.

[ProudLib72]

19. My ice cream has a first name

It's H.E.L.L
My ice cream has a second name
It's N.O.

[Flaleftist]

20. There is no strain of weed strong enough to make me crave that. nt

[3catwoman3]

21. Sounds like something out of...

...one of the Chopped baskets -

[sarge43]

22. If there's such a thing as a secular sin,

a hot dog infused ice cream sandwich has to be a cardinal one.

[mithnanthy]

23. BARF!

...GAG!