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TEB

(12,842 posts) Mon Aug 5, 2019, 05:50 PM Aug 2019

33 years married I'm on a date I think my wife is mad

On couch having a sub sharing with boog the chocolate lab sharing the French fries. I think my wife is jealous of our relationship.

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33 years married I'm on a date I think my wife is mad (Original Post) TEB Aug 2019 OP

She can use Buddy the Golden Ohiogal Aug 2019 #1

Tell her not to worry. safeinOhio Aug 2019 #2

He's my soulmate TEB Aug 2019 #5

The first French fries were not made in France underpants Aug 2019 #3

Is it grease or dog drool on my shorts TEB Aug 2019 #4

I'm glad those are the only two options underpants Aug 2019 #7

Do you eat your spaghetti Ohiogal Aug 2019 #6

No we're traditional TEB Aug 2019 #8

Tell her the Boog is only in it for the food, she just has to offer him AJT Aug 2019 #9

We broke up TEB Aug 2019 #10

TEB there is something I really need to ask you ProudLib72 Aug 2019 #11

Ohiogal

(31,996 posts)

1. She can use Buddy the Golden

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Mon Aug 5, 2019, 05:51 PM

Aug 2019

to make you jealous.

safeinOhio

(32,675 posts)

2. Tell her not to worry.

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Mon Aug 5, 2019, 05:53 PM

Aug 2019

Your date is a real dog.

TEB

(12,842 posts)

5. He's my soulmate

Reply to safeinOhio (Reply #2)

Mon Aug 5, 2019, 05:55 PM

Aug 2019

underpants

(182,799 posts)

3. The first French fries were not made in France

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Mon Aug 5, 2019, 05:53 PM

Aug 2019

They were made in Grease

It works better when spoken.
Dad joke!!!!

TEB

(12,842 posts)

4. Is it grease or dog drool on my shorts

Reply to underpants (Reply #3)

Mon Aug 5, 2019, 05:54 PM

Aug 2019

underpants

(182,799 posts)

7. I'm glad those are the only two options

Reply to TEB (Reply #4)

Mon Aug 5, 2019, 05:56 PM

Aug 2019

Ohiogal

(31,996 posts)

6. Do you eat your spaghetti

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Mon Aug 5, 2019, 05:56 PM

Aug 2019

like Lady and the Tramp?

TEB

(12,842 posts)

8. No we're traditional

Reply to Ohiogal (Reply #6)

Mon Aug 5, 2019, 05:59 PM

Aug 2019

He sits and begs but boog dogs love spaghetti and meatballs were conservatives

AJT

(5,240 posts)

9. Tell her the Boog is only in it for the food, she just has to offer him

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Mon Aug 5, 2019, 06:20 PM

Aug 2019

something better to eat.

TEB

(12,842 posts)

10. We broke up

Reply to AJT (Reply #9)

Mon Aug 5, 2019, 06:23 PM

Aug 2019

He left me for her tuna sub he’s a player.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

11. TEB there is something I really need to ask you

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Mon Aug 5, 2019, 08:35 PM

Aug 2019

Boog the chocolate lab is your soulmate, but your DU avatar is a golden. What is up with that? Does Boog know?

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