This will be the weirdest Florida Man story for at least 3 days.

[NightWatcher]

https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/wtflorida/florida-man-reports-handgun-stolen-during-sex-party/67-e08d1717-9043-4634-835a-88ce218b3fd3

DELTONA, Fla. — A Florida homeowner says someone stole a 9 mm Glock handgun from his bedroom during a weekend sex party.

But Volusia County Sheriff's Sgt. Todd Smith tells The Daytona Beach News-Journal the homeowner couldn't give detectives the names of possible suspects because the 20 or so people attending the orgy wore masks.

Smith says the handgun was apparently on a bedroom nightstand during the party. It was taken between July 19 and July 21 and reported later.

The homeowner said they party was advertised on social media and guests were encouraged to bring friends and to use fictitious names or no name at all. He said he probably only knew about five of the guests that entered the home that weekend.

Smith says it's unlikely they'll solve the crime.

This will be the weirdest Florida Man story for at least 3 days.

[cos dem]

1. Should check with Tom Cruise

[sdfernando]

2. 9mm is kind of short for a....

well, I'll just leave it there!

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

3. Another responsible gun owner who kept his gun properly secured.

Right?

[Harker]

4. Three days?

That's a bold assertion.

[jberryhill]

5. I was afraid someone might get their hands on it, so I took it

Good golly. I’ll bring it back if he promises not to leave it where people can get at it.

[NightWatcher]

6. I bet that gun ended up inside someone.

Did he check the box of used dildos?

[Major Nikon]

7. This is my rifle and this is my gun...