Yet another Florida Man story...

[Archae]

"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover..."
Paul Simon never mentioned dumping dirt all over a car...

A Florida man used a tractor to dump dirt on a car, police said. His girlfriend was inside.

CRESTVIEW, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a Florida man used a front-end loader to dump a large bucket full of dirt on a car with his girlfriend inside.

The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office says 20-year-old Hunter Mills was charged with felony criminal mischief. The girlfriend was not hurt.
The sheriff's office says Mills invited his girlfriend to talk with him at a dirt pit in Crestview, Florida, where he worked. Officials say the girlfriend arrived in a white sedan owned by someone else, and after he asked her a question, he used a front-end loader to dump a mound of dirt atop the car.

https://www.wbay.com/content/news/A-Florida-man-used-a-tractor-to-dump-dirt-on-a-car-police-said-His-girlfriend-was-inside-551415111.html

[PandoraAwakened]

1. Oh boy.

I guess being asked to meet him at a dirt pit didn't ring any alarms?

[Harker]

2. Maybe he expected her to

gravel at his feet.

[Fla Dem]

3. Proud Boy maybe?

[tblue37]

4. An eponymous dirt pile, it seems. nt

[Loge23]

5. ...and another

This demented son of the sunshine state decided to burn down the house of a woman he argued with in a bar.
They walk among us, folks.

https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/local/st-lucie-county/2019/08/17/fire-engulfs-port-st-lucie-home/2039183001/

[MissMillie]

6. Brings a whole new meaning to

getting dumped

[skypilot]

7. Just dump on the dirt, Burt...

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