I had a terrible habit of running around outside with no clothes on. Now when I get the urge I

[Floyd R. Turbo]

spray myself with Windex, it prevents streaking!

[asiliveandbreathe]

1. OMG..I thought that was you....

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. You have my deepest sympathy! ✌🏻

[asiliveandbreathe]

5. ......

[Dr. Strange]

2. Nice post, Amazing Jonathan!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. Nice catch!

[Dr. Strange]

9. I love him!

Dude cracks me up.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. I saw him perform at the Magic Castle in Hollywood a couple of times. Busted a gut!

Have you seen the documentary about him on Hulu?

[Dr. Strange]

11. Is it the same as this one?

I'm about halfway through this one.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. This one:

[Dr. Strange]

17. I hadn't heard of this one!

Dang, thanks for the heads up!

[underpants]

6. Kills ants too

Instantly

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. Interesting! Now I know why my uncle Elmer -a window washer by trade- buried three wives!

[sdfernando]

7. It doesn't prevent streaking

but it can make it occur less often....HOWEVER.....
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It doesn't make anything appear larger!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. Not going there! Nope! 😏

[sdfernando]

16. go here instead.

[Niagara]

8. I only have to say this, Floyd

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. Just not in the sand! 😏