We have this down solid as a family what to do in a emergency boog farts

[TEB]

Boog the chocolate lab laying on his back all four paws in the air. Relaxing letting it all hang out happy the family is all together. Then sub sonic booms from his lab ass , Boog farts the boys spring into action before the stench hits.

One child frantic in search of air freshener, the other child grabs the aim and flame and lites the cinnamon scented Christmas candle ,that sits on the coffee table just for this emergency occasion and Christmas holiday.

My wife looks at me and says oh that dog is so foul.
I reply he never complains about lady gas.

[elleng]

1. TROUBLE, TEB!!!

[TEB]

2. Yup

[Raven]

3. I love your posts! :-)

[Ohiogal]

4. That's true

What you said ...they don’t complain about human gas ....

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. OMG, dog farts are the worst!

Years ago I was at a friend's house, and while we were sitting at the kitchen table talking, the most stunning odor arose from under the table, where their Siberian husky was sleeping. We had to leave the room immediately because it almost made our eyes water. I halfway expected the wallpaper to peel off the wall. That dog was violating the Geneva Conventions' rules on WMDs.

I feel your pain. Or smell your stench, whichever.

[Jane Austin]

6. It's not as much fun

But you can always give your dogs digestive enzymes.

Presto: Toots, poots, and farts are gone!

You can give them capsules for people or special powders fr dogs, such as Dogzyme by Natures Farmacy.

[Brother Buzz]

7. Force Boog to eat slower....

by placing a short heavy glass in his bowl upside down.

We're have a ball sitting for a ninety plus pound black lab, and we learned from previous sleepovers, she had a serious gas issue. She Who Must be Obeyed tried the inverted glass trick and it really worked. Hell, the owner started doing it too, and when she arrived, there was a glass in the feeding bowl. The owner, my buddy, thinks She Who Must be Obeyed is a wizard.

[diva77]

8. Does this work for humans as well? Enquiring minds want to know!

[nuxvomica]

9. Reminds me of this scene from the movie "Arthur"

[sarge43]

10. You and your family need HAZMAT suits. n/t