When your cat finds you dead

[LuckyCharms]

[Kali]

1. or even before you've expired

and just can't getting up or reach the phone for help

[irisblue]

2. Kira. Kira it would be

[Cartoonist]

3. Just for a little while

Once the body cools, he's off to a warmer spot.

[Throck]

9. The coroner can tell how long you've been dead by the quantity of cats snuggling you.

[Dagstead Bumwood]

4. My mind immediately went darker.

I imagined my cat hunting around the pantry for the A1 sauce.

[Bayard]

5. Mine would be meowing for me to get up and feed them

[IronLionZion]

6. cats will eat their humans if they get hungry enough

[Metro135]

7. So will dogs for that matter

Look up the story of Marie Prevost, 1930s starlet

[Fla Dem]

15. I did as you suggested and found that her dachshund did not eat her body.

But bit at her legs to try to wake her up.

In popular culture
Prevost's death was featured in the book Hollywood Babylon, by Kenneth Anger. In the book, Anger claims Prevost's dog consumed her remains over the ensuing days to survive. However, Anger's claims that Prevost's dog made "mincemeat out of his mistress"[24] are false. While Prevost's pet dachshund Maxie did bite her legs in an effort to wake her, the dog did not attempt to eat her body.[25]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Prevost

I do not doubt however, if a dog is left long enough with a decaying body, it will eat for sustenance. Even humans. The 1972 Ande's airplane crash with the rugby team who ended up eating some of their dead teammates comes to mind.

[Scarsdale]

8. I laughed out loud.

Then I realized that it is probably true. My cat would settle on my hip at night, too. I still miss her.

[FakeNoose]

10. Sometimes they don't want to wait that long

[Laffy Kat]

11. They say they eat your eyes first.

[LuckyCharms]

12. I can't see that happening.

Get it?

You said they eat your eyes first, and then I said I can't see that happening.

Get what I mean there?

Eyes...see...get it?

[A HERETIC I AM]

13. There's never a 2X4 around when you need one

[Laffy Kat]

14. Yes, I see what you did there.