Taking a lil break from hurricane prep - please send me jokes/funnies...

[FM123]

This one made me laugh. Hard. Because this is where I just sent my hubby - poor guy.

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[Lochloosa]

1. That was cruel and unusual punishment. Have him pick me up some water while he's there

[FM123]

7. Yes Walmart is really something else...

We are pretty much prepped & ready here in Broward - still a little nervous but trying to keep my chin up. Stay safe up there too, my friend!

[lark]

3. Yesterday in Jax. Publix was limiting water purchases to 2 24 pks or 2 2gal. containers.

All the 1 and 2 gallon jugs were gone, so I went to 3 other stores, none of them had the larger containers. So, I gave in and bought 48 water bottles. We don't have a tub and our showers won't store enough H2O. On a happier note, our flashlight and batteries purchase came in today from Amazon. I think we should be clear here, but always prepare with the supplies, just in case.

[FM123]

8. Stay safe up there in Jax!

[lark]

9. Thanks, we will do our best.

I don't expect anything really scary, but with hurricanes, you just never know. They do crazy things sometimes.

[NightWatcher]

12. The Publix on Monument had an 8 case limit yesterday afternoon and plenty

The stores should get restock between now and Monday.

I'm not loving the new cone that shows us getting 100mph Wed PM. I have too many trees and the rain is loosening the roots as we speak.

We need some kind of check in over on the Florida page. There's a few off us here and we might need to help each other out with info or help.

[FM123]

16. That is a good idea to have a check in on the FL page, I didn't see one yet....

[underpants]

4. 😁

[FM123]

6. Thanks for the chuckles!

[Hotler]

5. And one time in band camp I...................

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! and she left.

[FM123]

10. This was my hubby today....

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[Duppers]

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[diva77]

13. Important information!

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Be safe!!

[akraven]

14. Stay safe!

(On edit: I grew up on Merritt Island beginning in 1954, till 1968.....we had some interesting ones!)

[FM123]

15. Thank you everybody for all the great jokes, really boosted my spirits & helped me calm down!

I have lived in South Florida 40+ years and you would think by now I would have gotten used to all these hurricanes, but the truth is every time there is a new one - I get a little scared. But the good news is I am all prepped & ready, so tomorrow I can go help some neighbors get ready too.

[Skittles]

18. OK

eye doctor tells a guy he needs to stop masturbating

WHY, WHY asks the guy, WILL I GO BLIND?

No says the eye doc, you were making the people in the waiting room uncomfortable.

[FM123]

19. OMG