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(52,227 posts) Mon Sep 9, 2019, 10:27 AM Sep 2019

ARE QUICKIES DANGEROUS?

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ARE QUICKIES DANGEROUS? (Original Post) unblock Sep 2019 OP

Only if you leave your bags outside...nt N_E_1 for Tennis Sep 2019 #1

And if the door is unlocked... Aristus Sep 2019 #2

I had one the other day at a French restaurant jberryhill Sep 2019 #3

Well played Cirque du So-What Sep 2019 #4

... unblock Sep 2019 #6

She was like "What'll you have?" jberryhill Sep 2019 #7

well fair enough, some prefer to take their time unblock Sep 2019 #9

. jberryhill Sep 2019 #11

Rofl! Don't mispronounce that one or they really will be looking for you! unblock Sep 2019 #12

Never seen anyone that proud to be bad at a game jberryhill Sep 2019 #14

Little advice? Avoid the goat, if possible. lindysalsagal Sep 2019 #15

Only if you slip on the water from them jmowreader Sep 2019 #5

Only if you are the "quickier" jpak Sep 2019 #8

You mean THESE quickies? DinahMoeHum Sep 2019 #10

ONLY IF YOU'RE YELLING! lindysalsagal Sep 2019 #13

IF YOU'RE NOT YELLING YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT! unblock Sep 2019 #17

SO, I GUESS MY LAUGHING WASN'T A GOOD LONG-TERM STRATEGY??? lindysalsagal Sep 2019 #19

it's all in the ti unblock Sep 2019 #20

Only if my wife finds out. edbermac Sep 2019 #16

"Hooked on Phonics" worked for me! Totally Tunsie Sep 2019 #18

It's possible the reason I'm still alive is that I've never had a quickie. I'm not sure, but... NNadir Sep 2019 #21

Zipper injury becomes more probable backtoblue Sep 2019 #22

N_E_1 for Tennis

(9,722 posts)

1. Only if you leave your bags outside...nt

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Mon Sep 9, 2019, 10:33 AM

Sep 2019

Aristus

(66,367 posts)

2. And if the door is unlocked...

Reply to N_E_1 for Tennis (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 9, 2019, 10:41 AM

Sep 2019

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

3. I had one the other day at a French restaurant

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Mon Sep 9, 2019, 11:11 AM

Sep 2019

It was like an egg-pie. I would imagine that not only was there a lot of cholesterol in the eggs, but the crust probably used a ton of butter.

I'm pretty sure my doctor would have said it was dangerous.

The waitress was having a really hard time taking my order, though, and she seemed angry when I told her I'd like to have one.

She came to take my order and I said I'd like to have one, and did she have any suggestions on how I'd like it.

She got all bent out of shape and I had to call the manager and say, "Why is she so upset, when about one quarter of your menu lists these things?"

Cirque du So-What

(25,938 posts)

4. Well played

Reply to jberryhill (Reply #3)

Mon Sep 9, 2019, 11:16 AM

Sep 2019

Paired well with a nice boe-jolly, perhaps a cam-parry or a dew-bonney.

unblock

(52,227 posts)

6. ...

Reply to jberryhill (Reply #3)

Mon Sep 9, 2019, 05:19 PM

Sep 2019

très drôle, monsieur la vache qui rit!

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

7. She was like "What'll you have?"

Reply to unblock (Reply #6)

Mon Sep 9, 2019, 05:22 PM

Sep 2019

And I said, “How about a quickie?”

She said “I don’t do that sort of thing.”

So I asked if she could get Lorraine to give me one.

unblock

(52,227 posts)

9. well fair enough, some prefer to take their time

Reply to jberryhill (Reply #7)

Mon Sep 9, 2019, 05:34 PM

Sep 2019

chacun à son goût!

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

11. .

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Mon Sep 9, 2019, 06:58 PM

Sep 2019

unblock

(52,227 posts)

12. Rofl! Don't mispronounce that one or they really will be looking for you!

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Mon Sep 9, 2019, 07:05 PM

Sep 2019

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

14. Never seen anyone that proud to be bad at a game

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Mon Sep 9, 2019, 07:14 PM

Sep 2019

lindysalsagal

(20,686 posts)

15. Little advice? Avoid the goat, if possible.

Reply to jberryhill (Reply #3)

Mon Sep 9, 2019, 07:15 PM

Sep 2019

jmowreader

(50,557 posts)

5. Only if you slip on the water from them

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Mon Sep 9, 2019, 05:10 PM

Sep 2019

https://www.quickie.com/home

jpak

(41,758 posts)

8. Only if you are the "quickier"

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Mon Sep 9, 2019, 05:24 PM

Sep 2019

and not the "quickiee"

and this....

NO SEX TREADS!!!!111

DinahMoeHum

(21,788 posts)

10. You mean THESE quickies?

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Mon Sep 9, 2019, 06:24 PM

Sep 2019

They're dangerous only if you have no sense of humor.

lindysalsagal

(20,686 posts)

13. ONLY IF YOU'RE YELLING!

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Mon Sep 9, 2019, 07:12 PM

Sep 2019

LOL

unblock

(52,227 posts)

17. IF YOU'RE NOT YELLING YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT!

Reply to lindysalsagal (Reply #13)

Mon Sep 9, 2019, 07:29 PM

Sep 2019

lindysalsagal

(20,686 posts)

19. SO, I GUESS MY LAUGHING WASN'T A GOOD LONG-TERM STRATEGY???

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Mon Sep 9, 2019, 07:30 PM

Sep 2019

unblock

(52,227 posts)

20. it's all in the ti

Reply to lindysalsagal (Reply #19)

Mon Sep 9, 2019, 07:57 PM

Sep 2019

ming.

edbermac

(15,939 posts)

16. Only if my wife finds out.

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Mon Sep 9, 2019, 07:26 PM

Sep 2019

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

18. "Hooked on Phonics" worked for me!

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Mon Sep 9, 2019, 07:30 PM

Sep 2019

NNadir

(33,518 posts)

21. It's possible the reason I'm still alive is that I've never had a quickie. I'm not sure, but...

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Mon Sep 9, 2019, 08:46 PM

Sep 2019

...it could be the reason.

backtoblue

(11,343 posts)

22. Zipper injury becomes more probable

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Mon Sep 9, 2019, 10:26 PM

Sep 2019

And without stretching, you could pull a hamstring or hurt your hip.

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