Sitting on back porch talking with boog the chocolate lab he ate crayons

[TEB]

Boog and man were on back porch he’s hanging with me he knows he’s on my wife the lady’s shit list. I just got home from a night of union trucking , and he is hanging with me sitting next to me the man iam petting big chocolate mug and rubbing his ears.

Boog - man I made lady’s friend granddaughter cry she is four man I ate her crayons. I love kids how was I to know she would cry.

Man - It’s cool boog I stopped and got her a new box of 64 crayons all is good. It’s cool boog lady gets over her bitches real fast.

Boog - hey man wag wag more ear rubs, do you remember the time I ate Elmer’s glue then later I ate boys moldy bread science experiment Elmer’s glue is yummy.

Man - why yes I do remember the moldy bread science project. You ate it on a Sunday and it was due on a Monday ,and we sent a letter in saying our dog ate the boys homework. That was seven years ago mister second grade for your boy.

Boog - hey man your correct that was just after Christmas break 2012 That was the time nana grandma caught me counter surfing Christmas cookies I had two , and she took them off of me and tossed them in trash. And I nabbed them out trash and she called me a asshole dog.

Man - yup boog I remember you and lady’s mom always have had a special kind of relationship.

Now mister boog is getting relaxed as I rub his head and ears and he lays down next to me on top porch step.

Boog - I love you man

Man - boog you know your shits will be multicolored for several days.

I have a big chocolate head in my lap as I rub my knuckle heads ears he was free.

[nocoincidences]

1. You two belong together/

deserve each other.

You're an enabler, you Boog lover, you!!

Admittedly, Boog sounds pretty irresistible.

[FM123]

2. I remember when my dog was a pup & ate the kid's crayons

rainbow poop for days....

[leftieNanner]

3. We all love us some Boog

Here at DU.

❤️❤️❤️🖍️🖍️🖍️

[Ohiogal]

4. Boog is Lab Nation

They mess up sometimes but we love them anyway.

[trueblue2007]

5. i love your Boog stories. keep them coming.

[Raven]

6. At the end of a tough day I always want to read a boog story because

it reminds me of what really matters in life.

[trof]

7. Too cute

Thanks

[Danascot]

8. I was babysitting my 3 yo grandson and a golden

After some, ahem, events took place (that will become clear to you very soon) I had occasion to text my daughter-in-law:

The puppy ate grandson's crayons. On the plus side he's pooping rainbows.

[nuxvomica]

9. "counter surfing"

[grantcart]

10. Boog who loves to sniff em is still trying to figure out if "asshole dog"

Is a good or bad thing.

[Rhiannon12866]

11. Yikes! He literally ate the boys' homework!

I love your boog stories, too - he found a kindred spirit when he found you...

[TEB]

12. No not whole box

They’re was survivors my wife caught him in the act

[TEB]

13. Yes

It was how long for bread to become moldy we would take pictures. And he ate the bread one day.