This morning putting socks away, as I matched them I thought "what if the ones I'm putting together

[Floyd R. Turbo]

don’t like each other?”

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Socks aren't sentient! n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Maybe *yours* aren't.

Mine are clever enough to disappear in the dryer.

[sdfernando]

7. Maybe not but I have some that can stand all on their own! /NT

[whistler162]

13. Well......

Depends on the time between washes!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. That's toe bad.

Or, that's tube ad.

[sdfernando]

9. Oh...that is just Heel-arious! /NT

[mainstreetonce]

3. Nothing is more fun

than wearing mismatched socks.

[Loki Liesmith]

5. Eff em

[Doreen]

6. Even though she is extremely aware,

think how my blind friend feels matching socks. New sock of same color and style being forced to join each other sometimes.

[lastlib]

8. Tell them if they don't toe the line, they're going back to the dryer.......

On high heat.......

[matt819]

10. Holy cow, you've opened up a can of something. . .

What if they don't like you? What if, when you try to put the socks on, they resist. If there's a rift in the space-time continuum, I know who to blame.

[dewsgirl]

11. Thank You OP for the funny sock humor in this thread.😆

[KY_EnviroGuy]

12. If you wear mismatched ones, they'll cause you to misstep while dancing.

Time to take them back to Walmart for psychological profiling and labeling......just like humans.......

[Skittles]

14. so when we end up with single socks

that could be a reason why