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steve2470

(37,457 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2019, 11:41 AM Nov 2019

Perineum sunning: a great new wellness trend (sarcasm off)

I mean, who comes up with insane ideas like this ?

https://www.businessinsider.com/the-real-effects-of-perineum-sunning-according-to-doctors-2019-11

eta: Just in case you're not up on perineum

The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the female.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum

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Perineum sunning: a great new wellness trend (sarcasm off) (Original Post) steve2470 Nov 2019 OP

"Reporters" sift through social media for obscure weird shit and call it a "trend" jberryhill Nov 2019 #1

true! nt steve2470 Nov 2019 #2

There are some great jobs for basically lazy people jberryhill Nov 2019 #3

Dare I ask... Cirque du So-What Nov 2019 #4

Yes customerserviceguy Nov 2019 #16

Or Wawannabe Nov 2019 #17

So now I've got this earworm: The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2019 #5

Oh great! Alliepoo Nov 2019 #8

my dad used to say that too :) nt steve2470 Nov 2019 #10

So? jpak Nov 2019 #6

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #7

Maybe they can bedazzle the area before sunning! Alliepoo Nov 2019 #9

I've been doing it for years. With a flashlight. LuckyCharms Nov 2019 #11

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #13

Sometimes I think they're just ideas for Onion articles that didn't make the cut. BuffaloJackalope Nov 2019 #12

WTF (nsfw): demmiblue Nov 2019 #14

I am NOT Wawannabe Nov 2019 #18

You chose wisely liberaltrucker Nov 2019 #19

Wonder if the followers of this trend will be buried ass up rurallib Nov 2019 #15

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

1. "Reporters" sift through social media for obscure weird shit and call it a "trend"

Reply to steve2470 (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 11:42 AM

Nov 2019

Manufactured news.

steve2470

(37,457 posts)

2. true! nt

Reply to jberryhill (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 11:44 AM

Nov 2019

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

3. There are some great jobs for basically lazy people

Reply to steve2470 (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 11:45 AM

Nov 2019

Cirque du So-What

(25,999 posts)

4. Dare I ask...

Reply to steve2470 (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 11:45 AM

Nov 2019

whether this is related to anal bleach in any way?

customerserviceguy

(25,183 posts)

16. Yes

Reply to Cirque du So-What (Reply #4)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 03:47 PM

Nov 2019

If you do both, your nether regions will look like one of those two-toned cars from the 1950's.

Wawannabe

(5,683 posts)

17. Or

Reply to customerserviceguy (Reply #16)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 04:18 PM

Nov 2019

tRumps face!

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,898 posts)

5. So now I've got this earworm:

Reply to steve2470 (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 11:51 AM

Nov 2019

"Taint necessarily so..."

Alliepoo

(2,229 posts)

8. Oh great!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 12:17 PM

Nov 2019

Now you've made me think of “ ‘taint funny, McGee”! My mom used to say that waaay back in the day! Lol! Some earworms we have!

steve2470

(37,457 posts)

10. my dad used to say that too :) nt

Reply to Alliepoo (Reply #8)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 12:19 PM

Nov 2019

jpak

(41,760 posts)

6. So?

Reply to steve2470 (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 11:59 AM

Nov 2019

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Chin music This message was self-deleted by its author.

Alliepoo

(2,229 posts)

9. Maybe they can bedazzle the area before sunning!

Reply to steve2470 (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 12:18 PM

Nov 2019

LuckyCharms

(17,463 posts)

11. I've been doing it for years. With a flashlight.

Reply to steve2470 (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 12:27 PM

Nov 2019

I'm not sure if it's helping me or not.

Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #11)

Chin music This message was self-deleted by its author.

BuffaloJackalope

(818 posts)

12. Sometimes I think they're just ideas for Onion articles that didn't make the cut.

Reply to steve2470 (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 12:29 PM

Nov 2019

demmiblue

(36,903 posts)

14. WTF (nsfw):

Reply to steve2470 (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 01:32 PM

Nov 2019

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3TBsl2BHmB/

Wawannabe

(5,683 posts)

18. I am NOT

Reply to demmiblue (Reply #14)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 04:20 PM

Nov 2019

Clicking on your link! No!

liberaltrucker

(9,130 posts)

19. You chose wisely

Reply to Wawannabe (Reply #18)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 04:24 PM

Nov 2019

rurallib

(62,465 posts)

15. Wonder if the followers of this trend will be buried ass up

Reply to steve2470 (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 02:09 PM

Nov 2019

with their head stuck in the dirt.
May bring them back to life.

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