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Who wants to see a monkey washing a cat? (Original Post)
underpants
Dec 2019
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nevergiveup
(4,760 posts)1. Thanks so much!
Just the other day I was wondering if a monkey had ever washed a cat.
underpants
(182,803 posts)6. Another of life's riddles
answer in the Lounge.
jpak
(41,758 posts)2. Ummmm...that's a chimpanzee - not a monkey
Just sayin'
underpants
(182,803 posts)4. Yeah but monkey is funnier
jpak
(41,758 posts)9. Gratuitous Clickbait
underpants
(182,803 posts)10. You. Are. Welcome.
jpak
(41,758 posts)11. Ha! Got yer goat - LMAO
Thats not a goat. Its pronounced donkey.
jpak
(41,758 posts)13. It's gotta frickin' horn sticking out between it's ears
pronounced "goatee"
yup
underpants
(182,803 posts)14. GoatISH
Maybe
jpak
(41,758 posts)17. Ass Antler - definitely
underpants
(182,803 posts)20. I googled it. Again, you are welcome.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)3. Tarzan! Cheeta's got the damn cat again!
Cirque du So-What
(25,938 posts)5. Some fellas can't abide a dirty...
Not. Gonna. Say. It.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)7. Apes, not monkeys!
underpants
(182,803 posts)8. Speaking of which
Grasswire2
(13,569 posts)15. That's it! I need a monkey!
Because I have a cat whose claws are like scimitars. I would never be able to bathe her.
underpants
(182,803 posts)16. How you gonna wash the monkey?
Grasswire2
(13,569 posts)18. monkeys groom each other. nt
Grasswire2
(13,569 posts)19. oh but then I would need two monkeys. nt
underpants
(182,803 posts)21. Right
Good thinking Grasswire2