Moving? Can't lift heavy boxes? Need help?

[LuckyCharms]

Too bad.

I can't help you.

Bad back.

Leave me alone.

[RockRaven]

1. I can help almost anyone move, as long as they are moving downstairs...

and aren't fussy about damage.

[csziggy]

2. Ah, man, that's too bad! I was counting on you to help!

I'm not moving but remodeling and we're packing up all our books and knick knacks. So far we've packed about 100 boxes of books and it's made a serious dent. Still more to go, though. Next step is the little stuff which has to be individually wrapped. Then the furniture.

Basically we have to empty this end of the house since they will be taking the roof off.

I also have a bad back - had it fused and now getting physical therapy. I've about decided it is as good as it's going to be and I just have to learn to live with it.

[lunatica]

3. And good luck with that

It’s important to show just enough support to reinforce how little you care.

[gratuitous]

4. Call in the robots!