Romance Boog the chocolate lab and man had a heartfelt talk with the lady

[TEB]

Our sons have a skating pizza party after school today they will be home around 6 pm. So my wife came home from the office and I said let’s go. We love this local restaurant it’s a mom pop Greek owned so good food. So after we eat my wife said that she could use some ice cream so we stop at this country store they have great ice cream. And I go in and yes I got boog his favorite vanilla in a styrofoam cup he enjoys the styrofoam as a chaser after the ice cream is gone.

As my wife and I were sitting enjoying the moment talking having our ice cream . Big head leaning between the seats of the Tacoma.

Boog - hey guys my ice cream and styrofoam is gone you maybe wanna share lady uh man.

So I said to my wife we been coming here since the kids were little. I said do you remember the kids when they were infants toddlers in the car. The cars we had then just had that kid interior look and smell.

That smell of formula used diapers formula puke. Peanut butter and graham crackers peanut butter and graham crackers melted to the upholstery. And we had this awesome dog she was a nana dog to our daughters she was a rescue. A hound dog Great Dane mix I named her ooopers she would stumble into anything her whole life and we’d go ooops.

And we would taker ooopers with us and she would clean the upholstery. Score guys I found this melted string cheese on the floor hey the dog was happy. And she would sit and enjoy riding in this minivan with the girls in back when they were young. I remember going someplace and a baby bottle would come flying between the seats. Our one daughter had arm today she’s a mother.
Once our one son was in child seat I had I think it was Mazda 3. And I look in rear view and he has this huge booger on his finger and finger is heading to his mouth. I’m going no no as I drive. I grabbed my ball cap and snatched that booger driving leaning between seats . He may have been two wow did he start crying. I remind him of that once awhile he’s fifteen now.

[Ohiogal]

1. I laughed out loud reading this!

Something any parent can relate to!!

Boy how I remember that formula puke smell. Our one son had to be on soy formula and oh did that have a sour smell. And I think every item of clothing I owned had a stain on the right shoulder.

[TEB]

2. I know

[cyclonefence]

3. Me, too

and now TEB has ammunition if the kid gives him a hard time: "you remember that time I captured a booger with my ball cap when you were just about to eat it? Do you think your girlfriend would enjoy that story?" Better than naked baby pictures because it's available at all times.

(just kidding--TEB is too kind to pull that kind of shit. Me, not so much)

[TEB]

4. He doesn't remember friend

But I do bounce him I bounce them all