Why, if I had half a lick o' sense, I'd give you the bum's rush, mister, but good!

[Bucky]

So keep up your yammerin' like that, and you'll get what's comin', see. You'll get what for!
Folks round here don't cotton to that fancy talk of yours, see. So you put the ki-bosh to yer gum bumpin', see, or I'm gettin' Johnny Law on the blower and see you rid outta town on a rail, you kapeesh?

[mr_lebowski]

1. I give it ... 9 out of 10 on the Anachronism Scale ...

Is there any particular target to your ire?

[Bucky]

3. Just layin' the floorboard, Guthrie.

Any mook in this dive wants to talk tough... I say put up yer dukes or vamoose. Last thing we need more of is more jaw-boning.

[defacto7]

2. I love that movie!

Isn't that the same one where they say, "Hey gang, let's put together a show! A real show! With music and singin' and dancin' and everything!"

[Bucky]

4. I ain't affiliatin' with no passel of hoofers, but I'll let the talent have their limelight...

That said, when the lead starts flyin', I'll put sawbucks to donuts any palookas in the crowd will take a powder. The real jamooks blowin' brass will drop the horns and sing with their choppers like the rest of us.

[Judi Lynn]

5. Aaah, shut y'r yap. Questions? Good. I'm blowin'

this popstand.

[Bucky]

6. Lucky

popstand

[Aristus]

7. The rain outside my office window was coming down like a sad song played by a bad musician.

The whiskey bottle on my desk was as empty as a failed bank in a ghost town, and no consolation would be coming my way any time soon.

Just then, my office door opened, and in walked trouble. Brunette, as usual. She was built like an interstate cloverleaf: made for speed with all the right curves. She was a pushy dame, but she had a case. And when it was over, I'd never want another one.

[Bucky]

9. Why, I oughta

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[KY_EnviroGuy]

8. Made me think of Gabby Hayes or Blazing Saddles (Blazing Saddles/Jack Starrett)

Blazing Saddles Movie CLIP - Frontier Gibberish (1974)

"I'm so glad these lovely children were here today to hear that speech"

KY..........