People are so goddamn stupid.

[LuckyCharms]

I'm trying to tell this guy that the word "behoove" is pronounced like "behoof".

He insists that it is pronounced "behooVe" (emphasis on the letter V instead of the letter F).

It's BEHOOF you freakin' idiot.

[unblock]

1. clearly it's a question of singular vs. plural...

[handmade34]

2. ...

ya just can't teach 'em

[LuckyCharms]

8. Ya just can't learn some people.

[PJMcK]

3. Isn't the "V" silent? (n/t)

[LuckyCharms]

5. Sometimes, depends on the regional dialect...

But you are correct, in some locales, they pronounce it "Behoo".

[apcalc]

12. Here the plural is behooves, v pronounced

[Beakybird]

4. It's not "Be best." It's "BEHOOF!" Next First Lady campaign.

[Harker]

6. One behoof. Two or more behooves.

[LuckyCharms]

7. "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"

[Harker]

14. One paw, two or more pause.

Kim Darby... is that you?

[abqtommy]

9. It saddens me to point out that wars have begun over statements with less vitriol...

[JDC]

10. Behoofmato, Behoovemato...

[LuckyCharms]

11. Beefaroni!

[JDC]

16. Beevaroni!

[gibraltar72]

13. "Is our children learning"?

[hedda_foil]

15. The plural is behoofs as in "There behoofs on that there horse."

[Duppers]

17. Here...