At least French people understand that COVID doesn't make you crap yourself

[Recursion]

Nobody here is hoarding toilet paper, thankfully.

[rzemanfl]

1. Bidets? n/t

[hlthe2b]

2. True, but the EU will maintain commerce flows within. Given Trump has pissed off the world,

there may be some reason to worry that there will be considerable disruptions here.

[dewsgirl]

3. Actually this is one of the less common symptoms.

One of my Twitter followers yesterday said, the future in America will be trading sexual favors for rolls of toilet paper.

[DetlefK]

4. In Germany, people are hoarding toilet-paper, but only the very cheapest brand. :D

You walk down the aisle...
The cheapest brand of toilet-paper gone, all the rest still there.
The cheapest brand of kitchen paper-towels gone, all the rest still there.
The cheapest brand of rice gone, the rest still there.

[pamdb]

5. TP

Maybe we should start using bidets. We were in Italy last October and every hotel we stayed in had bidets in the bathrooms.