Tonight's drink special: "The Quarantini." A regular Martini but you get to drink it alone at home

[fleur-de-lisa]

Stone @stonecold2050

Tonight’s drink special: “The Quarantini." It’s just a regular Martini but you get to drink it alone in your home

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[brewens]

1. I drink alone!

[smirkymonkey]

2. Add some black elderberry syrup and it would be perfect!

[Mme. Defarge]

3. Maybe restaurants should offer

isolation booths.

[Midnightwalk]

5. Like personalized cones of silence? nt

[Mme. Defarge]

6. The market demand would be huge

but they would probably need to be manufactured in China.

[Baitball Blogger]

4. I'm sure tonic is one of the mixers

[Aristus]

7. Drinking alone at home is how I do all my cocktails.

That way, if I do something stupid, no one is there to see.

(Doesn't stop me from drunk-posting, as some of you can attest...)

[yellowdogintexas]

8. This Podcast Will Kill You has a new "Quarantini" every show.

The Corona episode featured The Breath Grabber"

If you don't drink you can have a Placeborita

[Harker]

9. Get to... or have to?

Guess that depends on whether it's a 'self-quarantini.'