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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsToday I bought my staff doughnuts for breakfast and pizza for lunch.
For a job well done this week.
They all thanked me. But I replied: "What makes you think I'm not just trying to kill you very slowly?"
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)leftieNanner
(15,084 posts)KFC and Diet Coke!
Amiright?
Aristus
(66,328 posts)Dude must have an iron vascular system...
leftieNanner
(15,084 posts)He looks worse and worse every day.
Aristus
(66,328 posts)What fun...
Anyone have an alcove in a remote crypt they're not using?
leftieNanner
(15,084 posts)The gradual realization of what is happening - brick by brick - is just horrible. Poe was a master.
Aristus
(66,328 posts)but the unspecified 'insult' that drove him to the deed wasn't.
I would have walled him up after ten injuries; eleven, tops.
leftieNanner
(15,084 posts)of The Orange One certainly would push one to offer him a drink in the cellar.
Aristus
(66,328 posts)and walking down the cellar stairs wouldn't be too much trouble. He'd be in a food coma by the time the last brick was in place...
customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)You remind me of a title officer in Seattle that I knew over forty years ago. His assistant (called a secretary back in the day) had an office chair that was raised and lowered by twisting the chair relative to its base, instead of today's hydraulic air systems.
He gave his assistant's chair one turn a day, and didn't do so after a weekend. At some point, she realized she was typing with her hands almost as high as her face, then she started turning the chair back to raise it. Gary and everybody else in on the joke started laughing their asses off!
Aristus
(66,328 posts)I like to think I'm very wicked.
But my charm and boyish good looks let me get away with it...
leftieNanner
(15,084 posts)That's different.
My favorites are the sugar doughnuts from Johnnie's in Lafayette, California. Hot out of the fryer.
Aristus
(66,328 posts)I only have one every couple of months or so. They're just so incredibly bad for you...
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,490 posts)"what makes your think we won't demand you feed us at least once a week, like forever?"
"If we're gonna die, we might as well save lunch money and die happy".......
Aristus
(66,328 posts)I told them: "If coronavirus gets us all, at least we had doughnuts and pizza before we went."