All the DJ comedians are talking about the Baby Boom of December 2020/January 2021

[The Polack MSgt]

I want to get in early predicting the 2020 Summer Divorce Jamboree

Lawyers gonna be busy in a few months yo

[jimfields33]

1. Some have said domestic violence may go up

I hope not.

[The Polack MSgt]

3. I hope not too - I'm just trying to be funny

Today, my wife came into the living room asking me questions while I was on a teleconference.

Then again while I was updating a very involved spread sheet.

Yesterday she yelled into the room and asked me if I always talk to myself when I work on the computer... I was in a VTC at the time.

I love her. We have been married for 34 years, but I want to GO TO WORK to do my work.

To be fair, she's trapped in here as well, and her job can't be done remotely - so she's bored outta her skull

[jimfields33]

9. Oh I get it totally

I wasn’t trying to imply anything. I just added to what you have heard. I totally get wanting to get back to work. It’s hard being with someone 24/7 even if they are the love of your life.

[Midnight Writer]

8. And drunken driving. Bar drinkers will turn to road drinkers.

[underpants]

2. The babies will be called "Quarantinnials"

[The Polack MSgt]

4. 2033, the arrival of the QUARANTEENS

[underpants]

6. Yes!

[frazzled]

5. I would heartily advise couples

to avoid the act that leads to babies unless both parties have been self-quarantined together for at least 14 days, are certain they are not COVID-19 positive, and ... have nothing better to do.

Or try it maintaining a distance of six feet while conceiving.

[The Polack MSgt]

7. That would require a level of marksmanship of which I am simply incapable nt

[Fla Dem]

10. That's what I was thinking, more divorces or couples splitting than babies.

Things are too stressful.