Parachute

[Jeroen]

Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.

Trump said I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’, takes one and jumps.

Boris said ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain’. He takes one and jumps.

The Pope said ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.

Angela said to the ten year old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."

The 10 year old replied: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag."

[captain queeg]

1. 👍

[rickyhall]

2. Heard it before but it's still funny.

Too bad it ain't real.

[SammyWinstonJack]

3. Hilarious!

[Callalily]

4. Hahahahahahahahaha!

I'm laughing out loud!

[Aussie105]

5. May the Pumpkin splat be huge and loud.

And make it to the evening news.

Hope the kid's schoolbag is ok though.

Good story, love it! Good laugh, that one!

[MarianJack]

6. I've been telling that joke in some variation for 50 years.

IMHO, it never stops being funny.

BTW, Donald Trump is an idiot and an ass hat.

RESIST!

[Chainfire]

7. And I have been hearing it for over 50 years

However, like all good jokes, it is fully adaptable to the times.