Starting A Bit Early This Morning, My Friends

[The Magistrate]

I have been pretty good about not hitting the keyboard till eight in the morning, but I am up early, and came upon something that just needed a smack so bad I could not resist, indeed, I felt called upon....

[dem4decades]

1. Have at it.

[The Magistrate]

2. The Coffee Pot Is Filling As We Speak, Sir

"You can please yourself, but somebody's gonna get it.

[Mike 03]

3. I'm so happy you are back, Magistrate.

Every time I see a post by you, I smile.

[The Magistrate]

4. Thank You, Sir

"It's always four in the afternoon somewhere."

[DinahMoeHum]

5. Heh heh. With us "it's five o'clock somewhere"

#newrostrong

[The Magistrate]

6. I Am Considering Taking Up Gin And Tonic, Ma'am

For my health, you understand....

Actually used to like tonic water when a younger man, drank it straight over ice.

[House of Roberts]

7. Kroger is limiting their first hour to the over 60 crowd, 7-8am.

Today I got up early and went down there to try to catch up on supplies. Didn't buy that much, but it was nice to be in a store with few patrons so we could stay far apart.

[The Magistrate]

8. That Is Good Of Them, Sir

Quite by chance we laid in quite a supply of coffee just before this thing hit.


“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.”