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Brother Buzz

(36,489 posts)
Sun Apr 5, 2020, 08:02 PM Apr 2020

People are going crazy from being in lock down!

Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking tea and we all agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over! The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes, you guessed it .....pull myself together

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People are going crazy from being in lock down! (Original Post) Brother Buzz Apr 2020 OP
Great Sherman A1 Apr 2020 #1
The waffle iron flying rabbit Apr 2020 #2
That is hilarious 😂 Walleye Apr 2020 #3
Well Done, Sir The Magistrate Apr 2020 #4
Masterful wordsmithing there. 2naSalit Apr 2020 #5
... Major Nikon Apr 2020 #6
K&R n/t sl8 Apr 2020 #7
Very creative! Chuckle Award! Fla Dem Apr 2020 #8
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