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Submariner

(12,504 posts)
Wed May 6, 2020, 09:04 AM May 2020

Quarantined People Tried Grooming Their Dogs And Realized What The Professionals Are For

I never knew that groomers are actual artists at their work, compared to plain commoners like ourselves.

#1 Groomer Closed Due To Covid19. Wife Told Me To Trim The Dog. Hold My Beer


Help Me! My Mom Did My Grooming. I Was In Desperate Need About 4 Weeks Ago. I Look Like A Chinchilla


If Looks Could Kill


Covid19 Haircut. Mistakes Were Made


First Time Quarantine Groomer Here! How’d I Do?



More: https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-dog-haircut-fails-grooming-quarantine/

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Quarantined People Tried Grooming Their Dogs And Realized What The Professionals Are For (Original Post) Submariner May 2020 OP
I couldn't stop laughing 😂 😂😂 secondwind May 2020 #1
This message was self-deleted by its author Donkees May 2020 #2
My dog needs a haircut, he can't hardly see. I'm too afraid to get near him with clippers. lostnfound May 2020 #3
For the face, see if you can find a little pair of sharp scissors with very round tips... Hekate May 2020 #17
Order a pair of bandage scissors online Bayard May 2020 #19
Thanks so much for the tips, that's really helpful. lostnfound May 2020 #21
Have you tried cupping your fingers firmly around his eyes, with his fur pulled through them? JudyM May 2020 #23
I like the first one. Looks very hip. Cracklin Charlie May 2020 #4
I clipped and groomed my standard poodles MuseRider May 2020 #5
I inherited a Sheltie CountAllVotes May 2020 #6
I have a half Great Pyrenees/half Anatolian Shepherd which has both inner and outer coats. Dustlawyer May 2020 #7
My little rescue Persian cat is an absolute mess. Just made an appointment bullwinkle428 May 2020 #8
Poor doggies lillypaddle May 2020 #9
I needed this mgardener May 2020 #10
One of my cats badly needs grooming but The Velveteen Ocelot May 2020 #11
Mistakes Were Made catbyte May 2020 #12
I stumbled upon a dog groomers convention in bamagal62 May 2020 #13
my sister and i tried to groom my shih tzu well before covid-19. we ended up taking her to the dawn5651 May 2020 #14
The last one Rebl2 May 2020 #15
LOL... Thanks for this post - I needed my giggle for today. nt iluvtennis May 2020 #16
I just laughed ao much! Hekate May 2020 #18
I think they look kind of sporty! Bayard May 2020 #20
I'm okay with the first two. Aristus May 2020 #22
I swear Trey woke up the other day and said, "Momma, Please call Stephanie!" Tikki May 2020 #24
My niece is in Pargue for her stay in place and is fostering a dog csziggy May 2020 #25
I can identify, my pup had an appointment in April that was moved to May and now that's canceled Rhiannon12866 May 2020 #26
Some of those poor dogs didn't even look... 3catwoman3 May 2020 #27

Response to Submariner (Original post)

lostnfound

(16,178 posts)
3. My dog needs a haircut, he can't hardly see. I'm too afraid to get near him with clippers.
Wed May 6, 2020, 10:19 AM
May 2020

Especially near his eyes.

Hekate

(90,675 posts)
17. For the face, see if you can find a little pair of sharp scissors with very round tips...
Wed May 6, 2020, 12:08 PM
May 2020

I think they may have been intended to clip nose hair, but my mom always used them to clip the baby's nails. My husband uses the same type to clip stuff out of our little dog's fur if he can't work it out with his fingers while watching tv. (Before I went to the drug store and hunted up the round-headed pair he uses now, he was using some random ancient cuticle scissors with a sharp tip.)

Our dog's fur will completely cover her eyes if left alone. She's half poodle and half Lhasa Apso, and 100% wool. I wish now I'd taken a picture of my efforts to clear her face! I made it half-way across the top of her head before tiring, but she could certainly see where she was going.

Others were not as amused as I was -- I kept saying, "Your mom cuts your hair funny! " and laughing.

And now it's time to do it again.

ETA: get someone to hold the dog to keep him from jerking his head. I wouldn't have tried it without my husband doing that for me.

Bayard

(22,068 posts)
19. Order a pair of bandage scissors online
Wed May 6, 2020, 12:16 PM
May 2020

Used for cutting through bandages, round tip on one side, pointy on the other.

JudyM

(29,236 posts)
23. Have you tried cupping your fingers firmly around his eyes, with his fur pulled through them?
Wed May 6, 2020, 03:48 PM
May 2020

Then you just cut what’s outside your fingers... better than nothing.

Cracklin Charlie

(12,904 posts)
4. I like the first one. Looks very hip.
Wed May 6, 2020, 10:31 AM
May 2020

The others...OMG!

My dogs are visiting their groomer today. They looked so raggedy. Poor groomer.

MuseRider

(34,108 posts)
5. I clipped and groomed my standard poodles
Wed May 6, 2020, 10:57 AM
May 2020

for a while. Picture #5. I think it actually took me about a week to get her (the first one) all done. By the time my back gave out, my knees too, I was doing both of them. They never looked great but being farm dogs I would just clip them down to the shortest length I could get them. I only have one of them now and she goes to a groomer. These were great, thanks for the laugh.

CountAllVotes

(20,869 posts)
6. I inherited a Sheltie
Wed May 6, 2020, 10:59 AM
May 2020

He required professional grooming every 6 weeks or so. At the time, the cost was not much (abt. $15). It worked out just fine until the groomer retired!

I tried to do it myself and oh my!

He did not know what an horrible job I had done trying to trim him up and as for clipping his nails, uh huh ... not so easy!

I think you did a pretty good job btw!



& recommend.

Dustlawyer

(10,495 posts)
7. I have a half Great Pyrenees/half Anatolian Shepherd which has both inner and outer coats.
Wed May 6, 2020, 11:04 AM
May 2020

Even the largest guard will not allow the dense hair through so I had to try and cut her without a guard. It is too hot and humid for her to make it without a cut. Let's just say she looks worse than any of these pictures.

bullwinkle428

(20,629 posts)
8. My little rescue Persian cat is an absolute mess. Just made an appointment
Wed May 6, 2020, 11:05 AM
May 2020

to see the groomer next week, and am grateful they're doing a drop-off service, to minimize person-to-person contact within the shop. She will probably need a quasi-lion cut to handle the matting, despite my efforts to keep her combed every day.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,686 posts)
11. One of my cats badly needs grooming but
Wed May 6, 2020, 11:23 AM
May 2020

she hates it and runs away whenever I approach her with any kind of brush or comb. I shudder to think what she'd look like if she'd let me near her with a clipper. When things open up a bit I'll have to take her to a pro for a lion cut because she'll tear my face off if I try.

bamagal62

(3,257 posts)
13. I stumbled upon a dog groomers convention in
Wed May 6, 2020, 11:35 AM
May 2020

Hershey, PA. Wow! I had no idea. We actually just took a seat at the patio bar and watched and listened to their stories. Later in the evening, their star, celebrity, groomer showed up. You would have thought Elton John had entered the bar. It was kind of like being dropping into a scene from Best in Show. They are serious about what they do.

dawn5651

(603 posts)
14. my sister and i tried to groom my shih tzu well before covid-19. we ended up taking her to the
Wed May 6, 2020, 11:39 AM
May 2020

groomer who made us promise to stay away from her with scissors and clippers..... [url=https://postimg.cc/gn8WBwgk][img][/img][/url]


my puppy skye

Bayard

(22,068 posts)
20. I think they look kind of sporty!
Wed May 6, 2020, 12:20 PM
May 2020

We have 3 Great Pyrenees. Double coated, mats easily. A spray de-matter, and a generic furminator work very well.

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
25. My niece is in Pargue for her stay in place and is fostering a dog
Thu May 7, 2020, 12:11 AM
May 2020

He was pretty scruffy when she got him so she tried to groom him. I'm not sure if the organization that gave him to her to foster saw her facebook post - he was so messed up she got him a sweater to cover her mistakes - but they sent a groomer to her to do a better job.

She has obviously fallen in love with the little dog, but she cannot keep a pet. She spends six weeks away on assignment so owning a pet is not possible. That just adds to the enjoyment for now, having a pet again is great for her.

Rhiannon12866

(205,320 posts)
26. I can identify, my pup had an appointment in April that was moved to May and now that's canceled
Thu May 7, 2020, 12:47 AM
May 2020

I can brush him and snip a little at a time, but by the next day he looks just the same.

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