Why does my wife get mad when I fart on the cat?

[LSFL]

I am happy to do it and the cat doesn't mind.

Should I tell her to mind her own business?

[leftieNanner]

1. Thanks for the laugh!

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Still laughing.

[Srkdqltr]

2. Sure tell her to mind her own business.

Let us know when you get out of the hospital.

Most wives have lost their sense of humor weeks ago.

[Lochloosa]

6. That's for damn sure.

[wcmagumba]

3. I laughed too...

and then pooted in support...

[Buckeye_Democrat]

4. Lol!

Cats probably don't care, whereas dogs would probably ENJOY it.

[Laelth]

5. Yeah. Dog would be like, "I love you too." n/t

-Laelth

[MLAA]

7. Divorces are expensive I hear 😬

And she will get the cat!

[brewens]

8. I'm surprised my cat hasn't squawked and bolted from the room a few times! n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Does the cat get mad when you fart on your wife?

[LSFL]

10. Good point Velveteen

Could you make sure my cat is buried with me if I bring this up?

[UTUSN]

11. She seems to relate to what the cat is going through. Solidarity.